Katy answered that question for us by going with a platinum blonde pixie cut.

Seems to be going ok for most American self-described Christians!

Six gospels and a book of the torah!

Who has time to even learn all 613 commandments, let alone follow them?

There's a TV version of The Exorcist?!?

I want to believe you had that committed to memory.

On the one hand, faux-granola earnestness, on the other hand, die perform for the entertainment of your betters, monkeys!

Conversely: Pippin has not made a smooth transition out of the '70s. That show is weird.

"I really relate to this story about drug addicts, LGBT people, minorities, squatters, struggling artists, and AIDS victims-when-that-was-still-a-death-sentence! It describes my experiences and my feelings!"

And by "kick some ass," we mean be kind to one another, celebrate our differences and our similarities, and learn how crayons are made, because that shit is cool.

I'm not tracking your logic here. I vaguely dislike Eddie Huang the person, but I love Randall Park, both on and off the show. Why are these things so necessarily related?

No. Stop it. Bad cuddlebear.

It would be hard to overstate just how thankful I am to spend a half hour with her every week. Randall Park is also a gem, and it's so much fun to watch the kids basically growing up in real time. Really happy to see this show continuing to succeed.

Wait, Symphony of the Night sells for $300?!? I'm sure I have a copy of that stashed away somewhere…

Yeah. It's actually sort of hard to believe that Max Payne became what it did. The differences between the original game and the later entries are stark, and not in favor of the sequels. The drug nightmare sequences were not, uh….great…in the original, but I played that game so many times I could probably have done…

It's not a top fifty game of all time, for sure, but it is attempting to do something unique and interesting, both in terms of story and in terms of mechanics, and it has tremendous atmosphere and level design. Certainly if it might be going away forever, I have no reservations about strongly encouraging people to…

Yeah, it's unfortunately more than plausible that ME:A is never going to get the "Trespasser"-ish DLC it really needs. It's too bad that the video game market is so pitched towards multi-part games and DLC, because, if it doesn't work, you're left sitting on 75% of a story.

If you haven't bought this game, do so immediately.

In my "it's way too late but I finally finished it so now I'm talking about it" I finished ME:A over the weekend.

As someone whose tolerance for being scared is, well, let's just say "low," is this game playable and enjoyable without feeling like I'm constantly on the edge?