Followed by a record number of name change petitions filed in 1995.

He also had anger issues, murdered his father in cold blood, worshiped his genocidal grandfather, and took orders from a giant decaying alien hologram.

Just remember, you need a license to drive a car, but not to have a child. No quality control there.

That's onomatopoeia, I guess?

I understand all of the words in the headline, but cannot make heads or tails of what they're trying to convey when placed in that order.

Uh, yeah, that's the point. The first few albums are very good. I played Smash so much I had to replace the CD. I was talking about late-era The Offspring, which is recognizably still The Offspring, but also garbage.

I mean, sure. It's vastly improved and no longer critical, but we're still one bad year away from being back in drought condition.

Apparently in the decade and change since the original was released, no one involved in the production has realized how icky and weird the Andrew Lincoln/Kiera Knightly thing is, so that's somewhat troubling.

So is your solution to the drought in California collecting the world's tears? I don't think anyone could handle that.

Like, for example, sucking all of the magic out of them so they collapse in twisted agony?

Haven't watched the episode yet, but I just wanted to drop in now to thank you so, so much for these reviews, LaToya. It's been such a pleasure to read them while watching along this year. Very very much looking forward to next year already! And hopefully with a full season order!

Have you considered "Taserface?"

The show's been creatively bankrupt for ages and, while it is an ensemble show, as I said in reply to @avclub-a3d5b5ccf5ff3d8ee29f791eeedaed55:disqus, Emma is the protagonist and her relationship with her parents, especially, but also most of the rest of the cast, provided the framework around which the rest of the…

It's a criticism because nothing else about the show was anywhere near as good. Don't get me wrong. I'd have kept watching it and I'm thrilled we got the two seasons we did, but I also feel like Atwell made something that actually was kinda lame seem pretty amazing.

At the risk of committing AV Club "Cool Kids Club" suicide, I've realized I like the idea of Agent Carter much better than I liked the actual show, which skated by almost entirely on Hayley Atwell's charisma and chemistry with James D'Arcy.

Damn. Was going to guess "tits" followed by "dragons."

I expect they will deeply regret renewing OUAT. I expect they will not regret renewing SHIELD, assuming SHIELD stays the course in terms of quality.

I mean, Emma, Snow, and Charming might be bland and superfluous, but they are also 3/4 of the top-billed main cast of the show. I mean, I don't watch it anymore, really, but the narrative hook of OUAT has everything to do with those three characters. It's something else entirely without them, especially when one of…

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A fifth season bubble show that just slides in to renewal, no matter the creative resurgence it is experiencing, does not get a budget increase.