Remember when they super awkwardly inserted Frozen into OUAT and then Elizabeth Mitchell stole the show and they got rid of her, because of course they did. I remember.

This is going to be such a disaster. And Fox literally just stuck their foot in the same pile of shit with Sleepy Hollow. I can't wait for the inevitable "What seventh season?" comments.

That was a big old sigh of relief there. Was getting nervous.

Right? Since when is the illicit spider trade a thing? Who needs spiders badly enough to go to these lengths?!?

You know those annotated editions of books we read in college where every sentence would point to the primary source of the reference and some brief explanation?

To be safe you should probably have almost brought a compendium of Greek mythology, The Bible, "The Republic," "Leviathan," and "The Communist Manifesto." Just, you know, to cover your bases.

I'm a big Bad Religion fan, but I've always been struck and entertained by the gulf between how verbose and complex their music is from a lyrical standpoint and how constrained and repetitive from a musical standpoint.

Presumably he'll dedicate his life to searching for a cure for the disease which inevitably infects all musicians and forces them to make bland, forgettable music that is just similar enough to their early work to invoke nostalgia, but also so clearly different enough to effect disgust.

How are they going to determine whether an actor is inbred enough to be "ethnically appropriate" for a Kentuckian? Seems like an awkward question to put on the audition sheet.

NBC just twisting the knife on the dozens of Timeless fans.

I don't watch the show and I don't know anything about the creator, but I feel like I've seen some awfully pointed criticisms of both the show and the creator tossed out around here, namely that the show is a painfully juvenile attempt at rewriting his own history as it were and is kinda gross in a lot of ways. Were…

I'm sort of skeptical about this whole thing, except that it was apparently a good enough gig to get Mark Bernardin to leave his job as film editor of the LA times to write for it.

The more I read this, the more I giggle. Everything about it is perfectly surreal and amusing.

Hahaha, that's spectacular.

Well, it's definitely not every day that someone tells you something like that. I think I'm flattered, though, I'm sorry dream me was not sharing the spoils of my ill-gotten foot fetish gains. Also, it is accurate that pictures of feet are of no interest to me personally.

Daddies have children, EMG. I'm sure you see why that can't be a "gay" thing.

My friends just discovered this band and were super super super excited about them. So, obviously, I sent them this story.

The John Mulaney of yesteryear.

Aren't all of her shows either firmly alive or firmly dead at this point?

"Hey BBC, how much money are you reaping from Doctor Who?"