Rush is a famous college dropout

I'm going to go on a three-day drinking binge when that animated sack of catshit finally dies. You talk about someone who deserves to have the first line of his obit say "The world became a better place today."

People who listen to Alex Jones are too stupid to live

Cook some Jimmy Dean sausage, add onions, bell peppers and mushrooms. After they're sautéed, add Velveeta and a can of Rotel. So trashy, but so good.

I halfway expect it to turn out he sexually harassed her. Although she seems like the type of gal who would send an audition tape to Fox News that consisted of her doing yoga in the nude and deep throating bananas.

He's the sort of guy it would be perfectly fine to bring a dog to his grave, 15 minutes after you fed it a microwave burrito.

I'm going on a three-day drinking binge when that splotchy, racist, thin-skinned fuckstick croaks.

Good. The people involved guarantee it will be worth watching. And you know it will irk Ollie North, who is a sanctimonious pile of cat shit.

Fuck the guy who sent this. My dream is that they one day create a program that blasts out your massively offensive Tweets to all of your email contacts. I know your mom and boss would love to see those dank Anne Frank memes you sent to that Jewish New York Times reporter.

I really, really, really intensely dislike Harry Knowles, so I find it hard to imagine the movie would have been any good. I think all he's capable of doing is running a website into the ground, alienating longtime readers and pulling off Kickstarter scams.

I hope he gets some Girls, Girls, Girls from here to be cheerleaders. This commercial is hilarious. He's Dean Martin drunk and all the women in the ad are kind of scary.

There was a huge widespread rumor that Dance would appear this season as the Master, but it appears to be fake.

I guess it would be bad to donate $2 just to tell that kid I hope he gets CancerAIDS and yank my donation?

I thought it was awful when that gastropod Harry Knowles had a successful Kickstarter. This is worse

It's crap like this that is turning people into atheists and agnostics by the score. I know from first hand experience.

The overlap between the rubes who watch the Paula Deen channel and the rubes who watch Glenn Beck's channel is massive, I'm certain.

They need to get Anthony Bourdain to provide commentary tracks to all of her awful shows. I would love to hear the toxic amounts of snark.

He was a widower — think his wife had died recently — and he was someone who didn't end up doing quite as well as his college peers. I wanna say he may have been abused as a child even. Think he grew up in the same neighborhood as Matt Damon

I loved "Writing to Reach You". I need to dig that album out…I've had that song stuck in my head off and on for a while

Robin Williams has only played a mentally disabled person once?!? Shit, I thought he played that role a bunch of times. Like I thought he really did play "Simple Jack"