No, the worst reality show ever was "The Littlest Groom". It was about a little person and they had him choosing from a bunch of little women. Then, at the end of the first episode, they threw in average sized and surgically enhanced women in the pool. It was grotesque. The poor little women all look like they got hit…

They're the poor man's Radiohead.

You mean four variations of the same shit.

I'm the same way. That horrible Kickstarter campaign last fall should have been the last straw, but I keep coming back. Really, the only reason to go is to see how people hate on Harry in the comments. It's brutal — his weight, personal hygiene, his writing style all get destroyed.
I'm taking this news with a grain of…

Oh, come on, it's funny to think about Jennifer Aniston watching "Mr. and Mrs. Smith", crying and mastrubating the whole time……

What's that horrible high pitched sound I just heard? Oh, it was Jennifer Aniston shrieking in anger….

So does Craig Ferguson get the gig? Or will Leno replace Letterman?

I thought the pizza employee was a girl and Blake offered to suck her tits or clit.

Mitch Albom really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sucks.

I dunno. I'm 43 and have no children, but it seems like young people are still interested in The Doors.I think you can still buy posters and T-shirts at head shops and Hot Topic.Part of that is due to the fact that Jim Morrison died when he was young and not too far removed from his heyday.
Perry Farrell just got…

She couldn't be worse than Bonnie Langford.

You know, if Perry Farrell would have died in 1991, he would be remembered as fondly as Jim Morrison. I'm just sayin'

Please cast a gay short guy as her husband.

Tom Cruise destroyed her career. He might has well have gotten her hooked on heroin and put her in "American Bukkake 57"

1: I wouldn't be surprised. I think he and Kevin Shields have a mutual admiration society going on. I remember reading an interview with Bob Mould around the time FU:EL came out and he was giving big ups to My Bloody Valentine — saying how his dream was to do a stadium tour with them and the bands would set up their…