Your cookie-only sensation lasts only as long as you take to drink the milk. And since the milk is much thinner than ketchup, the intermingling is practically instant.

You should really just relax.

Pop Oreo in mouth, whole.

The mega mega stuf is a monument to man's arrogance!

I actually thought Clara getting hit in the face with the paper was hilarious, especially the quick editing right after it—Davies would have milked that aftermath until we thought all the funny out of it. I didn't think it was too much. For all this show has, it's usually light on the absurd slapstick, so it was a…

I liked addressing the face too. They could have easily ignored it and we could have written it off as "how television works." But they made it clear that they pay attention to their own show, which is always good.

The most American character in recent history (Jack) isn't even from Earth.

I know a girl who hated Matt Smith. HATED. She never articulated why, but I do know that she regarded David Tennant as her moody emo boyfriend.

XII is underrated. Separate yourself from FF expectations before you start and you'll find a great game. X is skippable. XIII is an insult.

The junction system. You mean the "let's basically replace all battle option with Item" system? Yeah, that was the worst.

I did full-on class systems on my last playthrough and it gave it some real depth. I chose roles for each character and really stuck with them with the application of equipment and espers. Locke was all stealing and status magic, Celes was a mystic knight, Edgar and Cyan were tanks, etc. What both this game and FF7…

Let me refer this to my "friend" who has in no way obtained column space and a mention of their goods and/or services in exchange for financial consideration!

Maybe it's because I was 10 years old in 1994, but what was so revolutionary about "the Rachel"? And how is it dated now? Seems like a pretty standard haircut to me.

Whatever! The economy sucks now, Obummer is the preznit now, I SEE THE CONNECTION, WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Did you see what they did to the pool? They flipped the bitch!

FOOAH SUPPAH I, ER, UH, WANT A PAHTY PLATTAH!

Yup.

convertible*

She likes to set records for shortest time between "aware of" and "totally over" things.

Absolutely fucking not, he's a real 'murican.