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Yeah I was pretty sure that already existed, because why wouldn't it?

That's like saying the Yankees aren't a baseball team.

It proved Southerners are more racist than religion…ist.

Religion's for fools, eh? Fools and liberals!

As a service to the customers, all prices will be raised!

I think I misread you anyway. I now think you meant that you didn't care about author's intent, which is fine. I originally thought your said you had no opinion on Vonnegut at all, which is always annoying to hear. Don't care? Don't click, asshole. But I now realize that's not what you meant.

[Helen Hunt enters Central Park, studio audience exploads]

It gives "we peacock television" a whole new meaning!

I seem to recall a breakfast cereal?

It's okay that you don't care. It's just the least constructive opinion one could possibly volunteer and no one can understand why you volunteered it.

That's a standard affirmative defense for any MVA. It's meant to decrease their own liability, not to put all the blame on Morgan. Walmart is wrong about a lot of things, just not this.

You have never been sued, I can tell.

And Jack Donaghy is clearly running NBC. TV has become a parody of itself.

*fowl

I've got a bad feeling about this.

The baby is only kinda sorta doing the "Dreamworks Eyebrow" so…progress!

"We don't use real names to avoid getting too close even though a name is just a collection of sounds we associate with each other and we're going to forge a relationship just by being together for this whole movie anyway so I guess the name thing is just a stylish gimmick for the sake of the movie."

And nuts to you if you rented it or bought it used and didn't have the case.

And Psycho Mantis really did freak me out. Didn't he try to trick you into turning off the game and losing your progress? Wasn't there some point in the game where there was some meta reason for you to enter a code from the jewel case or something? I ate that shit up.