Marge in charge of our kings and our wine
Marge in charge, damn she's sure lookin' fine
And I sing, I want,
I want Marge in charge of meeeeeee

That would explain why Tommen got his first line reading in like two years tonight.

I don't know what the Westeros chain of command is. Is Marge in charge now?

And if Tyrion was in any way involved, we'd get way more "Tyrion seems smug about something" shots. He's too broken to pull something like that and hide it from the audience completely. Sansa is only more likely because we saw her do less, so there is more to speculate about. I'm guessing its Marge with the fool as…

Are YOU gonna eat King Joffrey's wedding pie before he does?

Don't forget the establishing shot of the inside of the pie, and how Joffrey was the only one seen eating it, and how Marge was the one who fed it to him…and the one who mysteriously disappeared during the death.

I like how THE ONE TIME Jack doesn't do his FBI business personally is the one time Hannibal is there ready to kill everyone.

The last time I watched it was revealed that they were all at Barney's wedding, and it seemed pretty obvious the bride would be Robin.

Stopped watching four years ago. If I drop back in tonight, what are the chances I'll feel lost?

I think games just suck now. They're big business and need mass appeal and lots of marketing. Back when games were niche, more risks and creative effort could be taken. I may be old now too, but there is literally nothing new that I want to play right now. I guess it will just be Skyrim on the 360 for the next 60…

Foowah suppah, er uh, Iyah would like a pahty plattah!

If we want to talk about a wizarding series of questionable inspiration, let's talk about The Magicians. Is it a criticism of, homage to, or direct ripoff of The Chronicles of Narnia? Buy the third book, due in August, to find out!

The "Which Buzzfeed Quiz Are You?" test is a thing that exists. It is not administered by Buzzfeed.

Yeah, Harry Potter at least had the integrity to steal from Tolkien, Lewis, and George Lucas.

Synergent

Most males I know, every Sunday.

No matter what you play, remember this: watching sports by yourself for 6 hours is normal, but playing video games with other people for 6 hours is weird.

WoW's in game store is surprisingly lucrative. They're going to be selling max level characters soon, for $60. They will sell.

We all keep to ourselves so no one goes to the outside world and gets culled.

Suckers!