"Gallant locks his workstation when he goes home. Goofus forwards to the entire company."

It's all made up. There is biological sex (your bits), sexuality (what you want to do with your bits) and whatever else you want to do in your free time (random shit people like to roll into arbitrary categories and define as "genders" for some reason).

Gender is made up of largely arbitrary social constructs anyway. Does identifying as a particular gender behold you to anything, really? Anyone can adhere to any of the arbitrary criteria that they want, and don't need to make it a "gender" issue. How do you even know what gender you are, when the only identity you…

Absolutely not joking. Looked it up: "The Girl Who Cried Monster".

The one where the girl thinks her neighbor is a monster and no one believes her but it turns out he really is a monster and then her parents were like "okay we told you that monsters weren't real because we killed them all because our whole family are vampires and you're a vampire too and you knew that the whole…

For a fleeting second, I thought this would be a Hatesong finally worth reading.

I had a damn good time with the K'Nex Big Ball Factory (hehe) but my heart and soul is made out of Lego.

Don't be so hard on yourself, at the end your metaphor really K'Nex.

Grammar marches on irregardless of your soul.

This song sounds like it would be played on loop in the lobby of a Disney hotel. I'm thinking…Animal Kingdom?

For all intensive purposes, they both mean the same thing.

Undressed is Skinemax minus the skin.

Phrasing!

I think E! is rebooting "Wild On", a.k.a. "Hot Chick Goes on Vacation, Disappointingly Keeps Clothes On". That was the stuff we'll tell our grandkids he had to make due with before internet porn.

As with nearly all youth-oriented TV shows, it's actual audience skewed younger than it's intended audience. What self-respecting 19-year-old would actually descend to watch this? No, they just got 13-year-olds, hoping for boobies.

Plus they only played like two thirds of each song because our attention span wasn't even enough to make it through one whole music video. How did we survive this long?

There's not much of a difference between a system that uses five stars and a system that uses five letters. A"C" and a "2 1/2" stars feel the same to me.

You have not yet made the point as to why that is necessarily emasculating and why said emasculation will poison the relationship. Unless you're taking that as a given, in which case we will ignore you.

It's like being a straight guy and liking when straight porn features guys with…lots of talent.

I like my white Russians with whiskey instead of vodka, vermouth instead of Kahlua, and bitters instead of milk.