So I once tried that thing where you fry an egg in a hole in a piece of toast. Turns out it was just as dumb as it seemed!

Me too.

It wasn't rapey or anything like that, she just took something he cared about and completely disregarded it. She just made him change his mind to get what she wanted, which wasn't entirely cool if you ask me.

Yeah. As an aside, he wanted to "wait for marriage", but he met her and she didn't let him "wait for marriage", so I secretly think he convinced himself she was "the one" as soon as it happened so that he could feel better about compromising that particular principle.

I have a friend whose wife openly and consistently reads all of his personal communications. All of his friends now have to operate under the assumption that a communication to him should be treated as a communication to both of them. She sees it as a sign of deep intimacy and trust, and as a demonstration that they…

The one thing I don't miss about punk shows: all the shitty openers.

I saw Tiger Army once. I think they opened for Catch-22 or something. The only thing I remember is that they were a hardcore band with a stand-up bass.

True Fact: I always read "Large Hadron Collider" as "Large Hardon Collider".

Do they bring home nice flowers and cook an expensive dinner, then go for a ride in a luxury sedan? I don't understand.

Nothing says "I respect you as a professional" like a firm pat on the rear.

I went blind. Mom was right!

Two in a Half-Man starring Peter Dinklage.

I prefer "Charming Potato".

Shakira has a face?!

Tradefart infringement or intentional infliction of gastro-intentinal distress?

I'll be damned. I can see why she changed it, otherwise she'd fade into the background a bit.

[RARTS]

She's one of the most conventionally beautiful pop princesses around, I think. I hope she never goes blonde.

This just shows how shrewd of a businesswoman Gaga is.

I wonder why pop idols and their labels even bother with the "rest" any more. They could probably sell the two to four radio singles alone for the same price as a full album. I guess you need something to make those arena mega-shows last more than 24 minutes, though.