I mean, the singing worked fine and all, but I thought it was pretty clear there was a lot of stylizing to make up for lack of talent. They were good as the characters, and pretty necessary for the sake of marketing, but they're not even off-off-Broadway singers.

Except for how his leads couldn't sing worth a shit.

No no, people who unironically like the Confederate flag are the Wrong Kind Of White People.

Need full cheek.

Sliptybang Dangleback.

They're all so good, but Beyond Belief is also my favorite due to PFT. I love Captain Laserbeam mostly for the theme song, and Sparks Nevada/Cactoid Jim actually does a half-decent job of serialized storytelling. I never wanted to live in California until I learned about all the free, live podcasting that goes on…

As long as evil's holding the martini tray, darling.
[clink]

And when you eat your sweets
Make sure you try
To limit your servings
Or you'll DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

"However, Apple products are really only compatible with themselves."

History of the World Part II, people. Come on, it was sitting right there! Also Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.

Points deducted for the first name not being "Danny".

Well, my last computer was a $1700 Dell laptop with Windows, and that was the 4-month disaster. "Unusable" was an overstatement, but the signs of deterioration showed up pretty quickly…and all I did with that was school work. Every high-end desktop my parents ever owned quickly went to shit. My iMac is still in good…

Here’s the secret to the success of Apple in general and iTunes in particular: it’s not for people who know what the fuck file extensions are. And believe it or not, outside the couple dozen people we nerds interact with on the internet, that is a large majority of consumers. “It just works” is still an applicable…

You can do it back in 2005, when MP3 CDs were a thing.

There's really not much difficulty with istuff. If you don't want to spend the money, just say you don't want to spend the money. Don't make up some moral stance about quality just to make yourself feel better about being broke.

The MPAA is trampling my constitutional right to watch Game of Thrones without being an HBO subscriber! If HBO wants to combat piracy, it should find a business model that accomodates me, like giving it away on the internet for free!

The compound used protection measures, but they were able to penetrate its defenses like the Trojans of old. Their tech guy had sponged up all of their security data, and they launched their escape ship with expert berth control.
Dental dam.

And where is poor Horsefellow? He's probably so scared…

That's a relief.

[everyone is bisected by telekinetically-charged "C"s]