AND STACEY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON.

Huh I guess according to this review I really shouldn't bother see—JUDY GREER IS IN IT I WANT TWELVE TICKETS.

Snoopy is a fighter pilot, a freelance writer, and can command legions of little yellow birds. He does what he wants.

The peeing was in character. The idea that Calvin gives a shit about your choice of pro football team or domestic car manufacturer was not.

I call the TruckNutz! For…research.

I bet he also calls it an "ATM machine"! Ho ho!

It's not so much "Ugh, Diablo Cody" as it's supposed to be "Ugh, strict Christian parents".

Oh, it is certainly hilarious now.

People think the tweeness is a ploy for attention. They think she should strive for attention by being a loudmouth curmudgeon, like they do.

Downvotes for complaining about downvotes: The new cancerAIDS.

My worst breaker and worst breakee stories are intertwined. I was with my awful college girlfriend for over a year, even though I stopped liking her after about six months. It was my first real relationship, and I was one of those people who didn’t like conflict or making people unhappy, so I stuck it out long after…

Did nu-Disqus kill reader joke detection? Different pictures, same words people!

It's not the bros' fault, its the fault of society.

This whole feature should be renamed "Shit on More Successful Acts".

They gave a four-star review to an album that wasn't even liked by its creators, because they knew it would be popular. Just like Peter Travers writes movie reviews with only the DVD box blurb in mind.

Guys I just started watching Breaking Bad last weekend SO DON'T SPOIL ANYTHING OKAY

Right? If you're one episode behind, you get, at most, a two day grace period. If you're behind by entire seasons, it's on you.

When its such a huge event like Breaking Bad was, I think the impetus is on the viewer to get caught up, especially when the entire series up until the new episodes is available by legal means. I watched the whole series over the course of two months while maintaining a regular grownup schedule. Spoiling is still bad…

I got a New York Jets notification for thi—wait, I could get New York Jets notifications?

@avclub-ddf39be6eb089c51636d28ea68254f5c:disqus Right. Because the only reason we don't all cling to walls is because the walls are repelling us. Friction or gravity has nothing to do with it. Good one, Stan.
So he should shoot webs out of his…uh…butt?