I started listening to Rush specifically to get more of the jokes on Archer.

Re: Spider-Man, I believe the official explanation from Stan Lee is "Shut the hell up." Sam Raimi tried to make it about microscopic hooks in his fingertips, through that doesn't account for how it works through gloves and boots. Then again, Raimi also thought web glands in the forearms were more plausible than…

If I recall correctly, he needed big parts to make the connections easier. The monster didn't have superpowers, he was just a huge dude.

Blade: Dodecahedron.

Conversations With Other Women was one of those movies I watched back when I first got Netflix and had convinced myself it would expand my cinematic horizons. How I just watch 30 Rock over and over again.

PUNNIN ANNAH RIIIIHHZZZ

Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!

Time for some thrilling heroics.

I wouldn't be excited for an O'Neal reply. That just means you've done somethin' needs correctin'. And his methods are…strict.

What? This has nothing to do with Breaking Bad at all!!

@avclub-61ed87e730d7e900fa20e8c6f82b29ea:disqus I want to know why Joe wanted A.J. to go up and fix the sign. Was he, in addition to being an aspiring art student and tortured romantic soul, a journeyman electrician?

Pepperidge Farm remembers…

Let's get past second breakfast first, mmmkay?

Say no more, mon amor.

"Why are you gluing quarters to the floor?"

Not on Rex Manning Day!

"Sugar High." That song was that movie in a nutshell: fluffly sweetness with some edges glued on to make its intended audience feel more mature than they really were. God, I loved that movie.

Shit, they don't make 'em like FFVI any more.

I literally have never heard "card sharp" before.

I don't even own a movie reviewer.