Sounds like you kids needed something more constructive to do. Did you consider drugs?

…Part I.

That is ludicrously unbelievable only because it would require an American to become fluent in Spanish and not be a Spanish teacher.

@avclub-1e1692bf525d88abf663ece93fe486c8:disqus Methylamine.

Finally, someone, somewhere will say about a TV show, "Eh, the American original was better."

If you're blue
And you don't know where to go
Why don't you go where Harlem fits:

Him.

My college's most famous alum. Got a C in an English Lit intro course.

The Angels are scary because they're gargoyles that travel infinitely fast and only when you aren't looking at them, and usually in the dark. I don't care if you aren't physically harmed, fuck that shit.

@Wood_Eye:disqus Unrelated: Last night on Jeopardy the pretty blond contestant told a story about how she met her boyfriend: It was Halloween, and she was Wonder Woman and he was Don Draper. It was cold outside, so he offered her his jacket. At the end of the night he said she could take it home and he would pick it…

I find your misspelling of "Kashyyyk" disturbing.

I find your lack of Star Wars trivia knowledge disturbing.

[crosses arms, taps foot, checks watch, sighs, continues to wait for all the Boomers to die]

Wasn't there a Treehouse of Horror where Homer is confronted with dozens of grotesque, failed clones of himself, and one of them is Peter Griffin?

Here we would propose putting 800,000 people out of work rather than giving sick kids free medicine, and 399,000 of those people would vote for it.

With cluuuub saaauuuuce…

I thought that opening sound effect was a TARDIS landing.

He broke that promise to himself every time he had to convince Jesse to start cooking again. Jesse even said "Hey, I thought you only needed $700,000?" and Walt was all like "Fuck you."

It's also huge that Walt killed Jack right in the middle of Jack bargaining for his life in exchange for the money. That was Walt's thing all along—bargaining with money—not to mention Walt clearly declining to reap the benefits of his empire.

It wouldn't be hard to convince the general public and the government that they are being charitable to their former friend and colleague's innocent, crippled son. Their problem is laundering that stack of cash, not justifying the dibursement in the first place.