Hawke gets away and decides to start going by his given name, Michael Knight.

Ack, Dark Souls. My first rental on Gamefly, sent it back after two hours. Everyone said you'd either love it or hate it, and I guess I fell into the latter. Shame, I had been wanting to try it for so long but was put off from buying it because of its reputation.

For funsies: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

But the motions come at five
With their memos thick as timber
And they tear your case apart
And your weekend goes awaaaaaaaay

There was a time when S&P wouldn't allow them to say "penis". I learned this on the commentary track of the first season, when one of the producers lamented "they day they took penis away from us."

Best Chander and Joey entrance ever.

Good Will Hunting XIV Online

Yeah I was mad about this movie before I remembered I own A Hard Days Night on DVD and it's pretty much the same thing.

We don't talk about them in this house.

Because he's the film editor the AV Club deserves, not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector.

Even knowing this is a gimmick and that this "Sadistic" character is beneath my contempt, his comment still made me angry.

Yoshi: Tom Hardy.

JMP, it's called Sloth, and it's a deadly sin. Basically, if you're Catholic, the only way you're not going to hell is if someone kills you for being Catholic.

We Catholics are born on a one-way train to hell and have to spend our lives proving to God that we can be allowed off before the last stop. I'd say that's worse.

The cape let you parachute all the way across a stage if you knew what you were doing, all with that bizzare rubbery noise that a cape would never make and only exists in video games.

Was it in danger of ending illegally?

I'm always surprised whenever I notice that two celebrity icons of decades gone past are still married to each other. If America isn't still into them, why should they still be into each other amirite?

Everyone wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

"..to the pinnacle of success as arguably the most influential American musician of the 20th century."

How different will a movie be from a quadruple-length episode, anyway? You could watch this past season in three chunks and say you just watched a movie trilogy.