People laugh just because they get references even when it's not funny. He's an overeducated Seth MacFarlane?

Just say "vagina" a lot.

No. We need something to fight off Kroll Show.

He's a good guest on other shows, but his own podcast is an overdose of hipster detachment.

I would be happy with an entire feature of Second Opinions, and no just going to Amazon and reading them myself will not cut it.

I don't remember the episode either, but I do believe it was notable for PFT saying that he's not like other comedians who get pissed off when "normal people" try to be funny, and that he usually appreciates the effort. That and his manner of dress and reluctance to go blue really makes him the classiest alt comic…

I'll be in my bunk, bunking off.

That was a proton torpedo. Did you even do the reading?!?

"Gay black astronaut mayor" is, however, worth noting.

MAKE OUT

Good thing the statute of limitations on that is two weeks.

"It's in your blood."

You prove that this is the greatest site on the Internet with one syllable.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Bring Me That Deepwater Horizon

Marvel has made some crap but it's had many movies that were much better than the first two sequels. The fourth Pirates movie was passable fluff, though.

The third movie was like 4 hours long and yet they couldn't find the space to kill the Kraken anywhere but in one throwaway line. If you missed a single syllable of dialogue in those second two movies, you would be hopelessly lost. What horribly planned films.

My issue with Daredevil is that a lawyer who fights crime is not going to have enough time to be any good at either. Billionaire layabout? Sure. Barely-employed photgrapher? Definitely. New York City attorney at law? Getting superpowers after being exposed to a radioactive isotope is more likely than making your…

I feel like the only one who didn't like First Class. 75% of the X-Men featured were never A-listers for good reason.

Some day, there will be a Legend of Zelda movie. True to form, the Water Temple scene will be eight hours long.

The Rocky statue is still in Philadelphia. It used to be at the top of the steps, but the Art Museum had it removed because it was a movie prop and, you know, not art. Then it was in front of the Spectrum (I think) until that was torn down and then it was in front of Veterans' Stadium before THAT was torn down. Now…