We may be playing "dueling generalizations" here.

"But Jennifer Aniston looks good in it!" is not a pesuasive argument, especially if we're talking about 90's Jennifer Aniston.

CRISIS ALERT

Christ, it really is so easy, but we were so incredibly dumb.

I'm about the same age as you, and I just recently changed from cargo to flat-front shorts. I wore cargos so much that I was hardly aware any other kind of short existed. Once a girl made fun of me for them, but her boyfriend wore pink polos and penny loafers with no socks so I didn't trust her judgment very much.

Editor, that was not at all my experience, but I guess I just found the right place. I'd send my son(s) there without hesitation (assuming the economy doesn't make private school an impossibility for the general population sixteen years from now).

Boys only was fantastic. No girls means one major aspect of competitive high school life is completely removed. There were still cliques based on economic classes and shared activities or interests, but no one acted out against another just to impress some idiot cheerleader. Everyone found a place where they were…

You mean by treating them with respect and not having to constantly put on some show by acting out like an asshole because in co-ed high school there is constant competition for mates and only the loudest and most boorish get noticed?

Prep school here: no uniform, but a dress code. The dress code only required the parts, and did not account for style. As a result, we bought the thrift stores out of the ugliest jacket, tie, and shirt combos imaginable. I had this one blue and white checked jacket that I wore every day for, like, two years. There was…

At my high school no one beat up the kids with mohawks because they were the most likely to be armed.

To me it seemed like he finally, fully acknowledges his own situation and can't even lie to Katy long enough to get back to shore. He's not doing it for the benefit of anyone, but he's so emotionaly honest in that moment that he can't fake it anymore. It was a bad move, but I wouldn't call it douchey - more like a…

Masterful.

Land of the free, and the home of the really, really brave.

The whole time you watch Herzog watch videos of car crashes.

Yes, people get emotional about vehicular manslaughter. Congratufuckinglations, will you be published in a peer-reviewed journal?

People who are constantly on the phone in general. There are people in my office who are on personal phone calls for what seems like 5 of 8 hours every day. Who are you talking to? Have you ever had a thought you didn't have to immediately vocalize to someone else?

We've reached a new level of the indignant persecution complex, people: jackoffs who think texting while driving is inordinately stigmatized.

Natural Join is 15 years old and texts while driving on his learner's permit and hasn't gotten into one accident the entire four months! I trust his judgment.

Nope.

I'm in the middle of the second season of Breaking Bad right now, and the entire Internet, not to mention this site in particular, has been a spoiler mine field that I have somehow successfuly negotiated.