Lordy, my prayers have been answered.

I hope this turns into some kind of sublime, barely coherent rivalry.

Ugh.

I love her hair in that picture. She's like a sexy lion.

They all get onto a boat and sail into the mist. Ruffalo gives Eisenberg a tearful goodbye, as Woody sternly looks on. Then it fades to black a few times before it's finally over.

It's an HBO miniseries a la Band of Brothers. It needs time to explore the far-reaching effects on society, like Brooks did. The movie was just a half-decent zombie movie.

There was tons of showing. Those narrators had very vivid memories. There were just very many narrators.

The lack of gore meant they had to rely on jump scares, the cheapest of all scares.

Here's a list of shit that happened to me today, told in a soothing voice. Please give me a million dollars. I'm David Sedaris.

In the 90's people didn't have any real problems, so that had to resort to this shit.

Go away, Susie! I'm going to throw this squishy old tomato at my mom.

Wierd, the Dissolve comments section is usually weak. I'm glad AVC didn't effectively migrate over there.

Gorky Shark

When you constantly see the sitcom as a years-long performance art project, it's easy to come to those conclusions. But when you see it for what it was always intended — a weekly vehicle for jokes that are hopefully character-based at least some of the time — you can relax and enjoy the ride.

The only horror movie that really frightened me (like, actually frightened, not squicked out by gore or startled by cheap jump scares) was The goddamn Blair Witch Project. No makeup department can think up something scarier than what you can't see. That last shot is pretty much the stuff of my nightmares — traversing…

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Maybe it can be about a teenage girl who gains the power of The Exorcist and has to expel demons from her Miami suburb along with her quippy friends while taking directons from a Welsh history teacher?

*likes*

All I rememeber from Wings was what I saw in the middle of the day when I was faking sick to get out of school in the 90's.

I never do it. Not to avoid being a snob, but because then my friends would know how weird I really am. It also kind of ruins your own experience when they can't yet suspend disbelief or appreciate the context.