"VP of product innovation and personalization algorithms." That's some Six Sigma shit right there. It's a Jack Donaghy classic.

Hey, they broke up because of states' rights.

There is no way they are not inappropriately in love. On stage they look like it's taking everything for them to not just start making out. The breakup was to save their respective marriages, I'm sure.

I saw them once in Philadelphia at the upstairs part of World Cafe Live, which is basically a small restaurant with a eight-inch-high platform that serves as a "stage". I was almost close enough to feel their breath. Like two weeks later, they were performing with Taylor Swift on MTV or some shit. So they shot up…

My little sister was a terror to all of us, especially to me, but I never beat her up because my parents taught me not to beat people up. My parents later told me that there were a few moments where, if I punched her lights out, just once, they would have punished me on principle only and wouldn't have been mad.

I tried and abandoned diary-keeping time and time again when I was younger. It never kept my interest. I was too afraid of someone finding it; even I was embarrased by myself after reading entries no more than a few weeks old. And why bother recording these things in the first place? Does anyone go back and read their…

"Remember, only the NCAA is allowed to make money off your hard work." The NCAA is practically a shadowy cabal of human traffickers at this point.

I'm in Philly. The only issue with this is that once I meet people in person there will be additional pressure to actually be good at commenting from then on out.

CHAMPION OF THE SUN

Best line of these episodes: "We're going to sell it to charity."

Vil it mayke invissible to pray-day-dors?

I thought it was free, so I ripped apart a $5 shirt at the thought of spending $3 on my favorite podcast. Now I'm more sad.

You're mostly right, Doug, and I realized what you really meant when someone posted Scott's explanation from another site. When you let them take over, video games can be a supreme waste of time. I know that all too well.

Pete Holmes is difficult. He laughs like a drunk hyena at his own mid-tier riffing, and is constantly screaming for some reason. I tried listening to the Joel McHale episode recently and had to bail after hearing the awkward discomfort enter Joel's voice and never leave. Pete is great in bit parts like on DLM, but a…

Ah, got it.

There was much rending of garments on my part upon the realization that the live Superego released on 8/1 was just an ad.

"Video games are a waste of time." - Doug Benson, the guy who spends most of his time being stoned and watching movies.

The foundational premise is that the Doctor is sometimes grossly negligent in defending Earth. It's frustrating that every time the Torchwood gang stares the apocalypse in the face, you already know there is a deus ex machina (literally, the god and his machine) somewhere out there, and that he is conveniently and…

He's a lifelong Doctor Who fan and an accomplished actor and this will only cause his visibility to skyrocket and interest in his past work will swell. This is his career jackpot.

People say a female Doctor would offer a "different perspective", but it would still just be the perspective of the Doctor, which was largely ungendered aside from his relationships with Rose and River. Alternatively, from a continuity standpoint, after regenerating he would still likely identify as male (whatever…