My god, ricin, that's fake, right? Because if I saw it on the site I would absolutely believe it was real.

Yup. The site encourages its readers to wallow in victimhood because that is the only righteous path.

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I gave up on Jezebel when I realized it was not serious and was meant only to rile up casual feminists.

I recall it being catchy but all I can ever remember is "blurrrred liiiiiiiines…".

Feminism is necessary and admirable, of course, but Jezebel is it's worst imaginable proponent. Productive feminists don't sit around on the internet all day defining themselves by how much they are outraged by things.

I was a Jezebel ally until that lengthy, no-context, snark-free article about how men are literally the worst and all of the fist-pumping comments that followed it. Equality!

*deep breath*

This gimmick is most successful when it features people thinking way too hard about silly shit like WWF: Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling, Vol. 1 [VHS].

I'm a little more than halfway through the exegesis and put it down because I never want it to stop and I enjoy imagining its now infinite potential.

Didn't we just get done saying how good 2012 was for movies? But then Lucas complains that he's no longer being overpaid and everyone loses their minds.

I go very seldom as well. If i'm gonna risk $20 and 2 to 3 hours, I'm putting down on guaranteed good times like The Avengers. Otherwise my time is better spent in front of the Xbox or binging on something on Netflix. Most other movies will be a rental a year from now instead.

It took me entirely too long to realize that overt self-loathing is not attractive.

This kind of story never ends with that. Yet we keep trying.

I have never watched that show because I refuse to believe in the premise that high school football is important in any way whatsoever.

I assume this is the abstract of the full article.

So "comedy" is the capacity to make funny faces about recent headlines. Do you like Jay Leno?

I let Sunny lapse, but I've been meaning to get back into it. I think Parks & Rec is at its peak, or at the very worst just starting to come down from it. 30 Rock surged back to true form at the end. I also am hopelessly devoted to Archer, but season 3 was superior to 4. Happy Endings and New Girl were reliable.

I'm no Fox News fan, but I'm sure "hypercompetent" is pushing it. Mrs. Tusks easily imagines that Selina Meyer's office could be Diamond Joe's.

Thanks, that's what I suspected.