An easy way to avoid puncturing your eardrum with a Q-tip is to not puncture your eardrum with a Q-tip.

RuPaul is a drag queen, not transgender.

I made this point a while ago, but then someone pointed out that the reason why AMC and TCM exist is because the ad revenue from the junk channels prop them up. AMC would not survive just on subscription fees and its own ads, unless the subscription was truly exorbitant. Buying programming in bulk the way we do makes…

So the flashback is Sorkin admitting he wishes he started the timeline of the show on 9/10/2001. Ugh.

I once slept through the first hour of an exam and then still finished with 20 minutes to go. That one guy who was still there after I left probably felt pretty bad.

If a declaration fails, you may be lucky to get even that. No one wants to be around someone when they know their very presence is leading the other on, and especially if they were already well-established friends. I've gracefully recovered to the Friend Zone exactly once, and thats only because we had only known each…

In my vast experience I have found that if you have to literally declare love, it will not be reciprocated. Not once has a declaration ever resulted in "Oh, nice! Lets totally make out."

Her: "All my guy friends end up falling in love with me. Thanks for not doing that"
Me: (shit.)

This whole thread is giving me embarrassment flashbacks.

It's a joke about the narration nested in a joke about a character. It's awesome.

It felt like a tragic recall of a time when Michael's life was good and at least made a little bit of sense.

How PFT is still considered an "underground" talent (despite a Comedy Central special) is beyond me. I kinda hope this helps some of our favorite podcast comedians a little more exposure, though I wouldn't be surprised if many of them would consider it "lame".

Didn't American Apparel already try to do this? Although I guess things cost more when your sweatshop is in L.A. instead of Malaysia.

I tried getting into Never Not Funny this week, but Pardo sounded too much like a morning radio shock jock for me to even get to the Auckerman segment.

I like her podcast when it isn't full of relative nobodies. But you're right, I've never heard anyone agressively interrupt their interviewees like she does, outside of Fox News.

…e. e. cummings?

Hey, while you're here, can you explain what the fuck you were doing in that movie?

Next time, on a very special Edge of Tomorrow…

Like a geeky unicorn with Truckasaurus hands.

I call it "a track meet, but they get to chase something while they run in circles, so I guess that's nice for them".