And in other not-so-coincidental news, a Mormom fortress is currently being erected a couple blocks from my apartment in Philadelphia. There's been a big green fence around the whole site while they are working on the foundation, which I assume is where they are installing the secret spaceship.

Um, in Pennsylvania you can't buy beer in a supermarket or convenience store AT ALL. Rarely can you even carry a six pack out of a bar or pizza place. You can only really buy beer at state-operated distributors, and the stores can't sell beer and liquor at the same time. In even further absurdity, the beer…

A lot of people seem to be concerned with the plausibility of the events on this show, as if it's not purely about delivering the best blue streak of insults ever written on a consistent basis.

Right? POTUS is practically a cipher at this point. That's one of the show's jokes - that the man himself is a non-entity that only really exists as an acronym hanging over everyone's heads. I feel about him the same way I feel about Mayor Gunderson: unless it's revealed he's played by Bill Murray, there's no need for…

No but I am on the SHORT list for Secretary of Tiny Transportation!

The NL prefers that their pitchers actually be baseball players.

For a fleeting moment in the theater months ago, the beginning seconds of this trailer gave me hope for a Portal movie. And then it crushed my dreams beneath its giant mechanical foot and now I am forever scarred. The pain is made all the worse because I know such torture is something GLaDOS herself would do with the…

Even Gawker has become a wasteland of half-educated libtards trying to out-righteous each other. They lost a lot of their character when they made a cash-grab-disguised-as-redesign a couple years ago, leaving only ragers, trolls, and bots. You'll get one article of decent length per week, with the rest being reposted…

Oh my god, even the end of the Disney Winnie the Pooh collection still makes me cry. Is there something wrong with me??

This gets a B+ just for Tom's monologue about the rest of his night at the end. "Then she sold them to some college kids drinking Goldschlager at a gas station."

I'm not entirely convinced the body swap was fake.

Yup. They only work Monday through Wednesday. It is a bit wierd seeing an automatic slicer being operated by a bebonneted Amish girl.

Have we already forgotten "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al? Have you people no respect for gimmick parodists?!

That would be fun. No one wants to watch Batman foil bank robbers any more, unless they're lead by a flashy, nuclear-armed international terrorist with plans to stage a military-style occupation of Gotham for months.

Looks like the conflict is of the alien, world-ending variety, which is the only interesting enemy the Superman world can conjure. Everything else is too easily solvable by a superhero with no (plausible, non-MacGuffin) weaknesses. But it did look a little dark and gritty, which is what Superman Returns definitely…

I said last night that it feels like a completely separate story (because it is) and it's really going to mess things ups when she finally crosses the sea.

The cliffhanger at the end of this season will be Dany showing up in Westeros amidst a flurry of petty Stark-Lannister bullshit and being all like SUP BITCHES.

Yeah, that's exactly what I thought. There's nary a superfluous detail on this show.

Christ, he basically admitted his character made no sense last season. He can't be tortured enough. Also he should have a collapsed lung, a concussion, and a gangrenous foot by now.

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