Yeah, throwing out quotes isn't a review. Was this written by a high school intern?

A couple weeks ago Tyrion cited a law that said the Hand of the King and members of the Kingsguard forfeit their titles or something, so Casterly Rock would go down the line of succession to Tyrion. To which Tywin said "fuck you".

This show is better than The Office at its peak.

I need to call my mom and tell her I love her.

The Dowd has blessed my choices, so I shall let my 8-bit freak flag fly. After all, it does combine my two favorite things: video games and feelings.

They're 100% wrong. You don't leave a 4-year-old alone in any room for any extended length of time, really, let alone one containing reachable, expensive electronics. That said, the political thing to do would be the pay half and then find other sitters who aren't looking to extort you.

It's a procedural that feels like a serial (so far) which is even better.

Public favorite: Vertigo.

ALL HAIL GRAND INQUISITOR SEAN O'NEAL

I BELEIVE IN SCOTT TOBIAS

Screw this, I want to know why Will McAvoy hasn't told us who the real marathon bomber is yet.

And with that, I am defeated.

It said they were both monarchs of the same one thing, the "geek world". Sub-fiefdoms of said world were not distinguished. Maybe they're duchesses of their own separate holdings of Geek World?

Isn't "two monarchs" oxymoronic?

I thought the same thing. The Doctor did nothing, Clara gave a short speech at the end that convinced the monster to not destroy the world for no reason when he had nothing to lose by not doing it anyway. The story was fine and all, but aside from the gag with the junk in the Doctor's pockets he didn't do anything fun…

I think the Doctor's fascination is more academic, really. Plus, the River storyline is not really closed, and that is ostensibly 11's "ship" (though they've done a pretty good job of telling and not showing on that front…apparently they're just in love because River said so).

@avclub-4dd346541102cead614413feba653f24:disqus I listened to that Nerdist too, and she seemed genuinely overwhelmed at the nerdery.

I think you may have rose-colored nostalgia glasses on. On its own merits I thought this one was kind of dull. The Doctor was utterly impotent the whole time, and Clara's convincing Skaldak to be a little compassionate at the end was the only thing any of the heroes pulled off. I felt at the end that everyone just got…

"He's like the Colin Farrell of people."

Thats what I think of when people ask me what my dream job is, but I always end up saying something stupid and lawyer-related.