Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

It seems like for the past few weeks the A.V. Club has been transposing the Community and Parks scores.

You see a man walking down the street with a hat like that, and you think "There goes a man who's not afraid of anything."

Alas, the show already made that joke. River and the Doctor allude to an unseen adventure on Easter Island which went so well the inhabitants started making statues of him. So the writers are at least aware.

THIS JUST IN: Ice-T and John C. Reilly confirmed cast members. When asked for comment, John Lithgow simultaneously expressed delight at the idea of the project and gravely warned Sir Andrew of the consequences of failing to call him.

Screw Theon. I was actually disappointed when it was predicted he would escape. But I guess the story has to advance somehow.

But if he just tells me what it's about, I can't impress myself by saying I "get it" in my one, special, unique way! Not worth it.

Objection. No one wants to work.

Yeah…that's because WWE is his OTHER scripted moneymaker. One is not a stop on the publicity tour for the other. Allison Brie doesn't go on a talk show circuit for Community and then talk about Mad Men.

Yeah, he gets the roles because he's the top name in mo-cap, merits notwithstanding. Can you name anyone else? Neither can I, and I guess neither can the major studios.

Sarcasm? You know that motion capture just applies CGI textures, right? And that he's really acting under there?

When she was on Aisha Tyler's podcast a while ago her expletive of choice was "aw, buckets!". ADORABLE.

And yet…you did not. Such is the Hebrew Hammer's legacy!

You mean giving her heroines nothing better to do than allow themselves to be raped by objectivist paragons isn't feminist?

I actually liked The Fountainhead a lot. Objectivism is really about maintaining personal excellence in the face of compromise, but unfortunately the economic version of it translates into a "destroy the poor, greed is good, I deserve it because I can take it" mentality that is pretty toxic.

Would you kindly go see this movie?

As a typical objectivist, I intend to go Galt if this movie fails. The parasites won't profiteer from my copying skill at FedEx Kinkos EVER AGAIN.

The great irony of Ayn Rand is that her greatest economic contribution to the world was marrying rich.

"In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're a short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator.  If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince.

I read the book, but didn't see the movie. The book (spoiler!) literally has a debriefing in which the kid explains the story fucking beat by beat. (I guess that part was for Oprah's book club.) The message is about how faith in fictions is important to getting through life. "Make you beleive in God" it does not; if…