Soon to be followed by Courageous, Planes, and JIMB-O.

So many things in Disney are terrible. They need to drench all of their economy resorts and services in kistchy garbage, because obviously poor people have no taste and would be amused by a giant saxophone plastered to the side of their hotel.

Aw man, I love Ghost Adventures. Sorry to see Zak attached to something so shitty…that isn't Ghost Adventures.

I just got my first period!

I will voice my support for you and agree that this scenario is completely believable.

Go see The Sweet Smell Of Success right now.

"Imagine MacGyver going against 5,000 zombies with his only weapons things he can find in his local shopping mall."

Roving adventurer with only one friend at a time…adept with technology…boyish enthusiasm for knowledge…thirst for adventure…doesn't use guns…

If you're a vegan, you're the kind of person who wouldn't like dessert anyway. What's the point?

"[O]nly slower and less inclined to be up for the big battle.”

The "Troy hops around compulsively" theme really hit home for me. Also, Jeff's jump animation is the same as Mega Man's. God, everyone involved was such a nerd, including me.

That's been Seth MacFarlane's bread and butter for over a decade.

That was pretty much my point too, but also that non-Apple people are more likely to miss that. I am a little defensive about it as a result.

And then they ridicule the Apple plebes for not having sufficient hardware to do the really techy things that no one other than real tech evangelists would ever need or care to do. No, my iMac can't handle keeping open 36 browser tabs while running Skyrim at 90 frames per second and editing in Photoshop and running…

In my experience, the people who have to constantly remind us that Apple is for smug, materialistic hipsters come off as the most smug and materialistic. I have yet to meet a really smug Apple user, probably because they are typically less emotionally invested in consumer electronics, and as a result are more attacted…

Our Samsung phones are superior for a whole different set of superficial and unnecessary reasons!

Yeah, it's ridiculous. And then Samsung will release something nearly identical eight months later.

Oh yes, lets start this right here.

I like how all the selling points of Windows 8 and the Surface in their commercials are things iPads could do three years ago.

In my first real-life lawyer job, I was making less than a third-year janitor in the same building. I started law school in 2007, during the age of innocence, when all one had to do to get a job was be qualified to do it. Then everyone realized they don't actually have to pay the lawyers as much as they were, and we…