Cracklin' Oat Bran gets all the upvotes.

That needs to be on Netflix streaming yesterday.

They've been entertaining enough throughout the years, but, yeah, I think acoustic Everlong is going to be their only legacy.

He came back on one condition: he'll never be their monkey wrench.

Yeah, for me they register as a big fat "meh". They're what would happen if Nirvana was given enough time to sell out completely and be engineered for mass consumption. Dave Grohl is awesome, though.

The final horcrux is…Jimmy Fallon!

[FARTS DEFIANTLY]

The weird thing about New England, at least, is that the further North you go, the more Southern it gets. So this does not surprise me.

As a native New Yorker I'm sure you get a kick out of recognizing everything in 70% of American film and TV. I had to root for fucking "Do No Harm".

Baby, Burt Maclin died last night after his tenth shot of Snake Juice.

I never read the book and had no knowledge of the back story, and during the movie it always took me a while to come to the realization that each successive development was something he made up. My moment of realization always coincided with his moment of panic. That says a lot of good things about Damon's…

Oh yes: she recently went on Conan and he surprised her with that clip and she confirmed it was herself.

I'd let J-Law tackle me while wearing a giant cougar costume.

I didn't even know what "Love You, Mean It" was supposed to mean as a phrase until I heard Whitney say it with the proper inflection, and it was even more annoying than I could have possibly imagined.

You walked up a hill with a cross on your back, saw your mom, saw some chicks, got some help from a bro named Simon, fell three times, got nailed to the cross, died on the cross, and then rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures on the third day?

Look up the video to Clarence Carter's "Strokin'".

I got the James Bond box set for Christmas and I'm going through it in chronological order now. The rear projections that were all the rage in the 60's are definitely worse than CGI, if only because CGI seems less lazy—in a death defying car chase, the drivers make hairpin turns while perfectly calm and mostly…

Funny, because his next work is going to be a picture of the corpse of Bugs Bunny with "Fair Use Motherfuckers!!!1" written in blood on his stomach.

My fiancee is a a teacher. My mother was a teacher. Much of my extended family are or were teachers, and many of my friends are teachers. I believe education is the greatest investment a civilization can make in itself and that teachers are unfairly maligned by Tea Party types.

He can also sing pretty well as all of his characters, which is impressive.