That segment made me roar with laughter on the sidewalk like a crazy person. No video could have been as funny as what I was imagining.

I had the Airwolf NES game. I had never seen the show, and did not even know it existed until much later. The game sucked. I don't remember my parents getting it for me (I was 7), nor do I remember ever wanting it. It was always just there, its very existence a mystery.

Just the banner ads have made me preemptively hate it.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus If you haven't meticulously checked that your screen isn't visible from any angle of hostile approach, you aren't slacking off right. This is well-known in my office—none of the underlings have screens that are visible from the hallway, while the bosses don't give a shit.
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I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU

Why actually be a parent when there's ADD medication? And then on top of that the kid is taught that he's not actually responsible for his behavior because he has a "disorder" so he never tries to change.

I thought the cat-ears-as-incidental-to-how-the-goggles-were-designed choice was brilliant. It was the touch of practical realism that distinguishes the series from other superhero blockbusters.

I will only accept news alerts that say "Sherlock is coming back!" and not "Sherlock once existed!"

[Pulls gun out of leather jacket, shoots @avclub-5d6b626c7966fea8ed15b90188f75e84:disqus]

[Pulls gun out of leather jacket, shoots @avclub-5d6b626c7966fea8ed15b90188f75e84:disqus]

Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we…

Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we…

Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do…

Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do…

Everyone knows Ricky Gervais is for the discerning consumer of nationally-televised celebrity jokes.

Is that the one where they put most of the cast in jail for 2/3 of the movie because they couldn't write enough stuff for all of them to do?

So the "darkest time" of Lena Dunham's life was when she had mono. That sounds about right.

"Low T": because some words are just too long for American consumers.

something something Sea of Japan.

People who find out I'm a lawyer ask me if I watch Law & Order. The answer is no, dear God, no, that's like homework.