One third of Europe's male population was killed and I'm supposed to give a shit about the horse?

What is the music of life?

You're a massive cocaine overdose who has unlocked the secrets of time travel?

Milksteak Stout.

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Mac owns a bar in the city. It's nothing special, just a regular bar with pictures of Danny DeVito everywhere…strike that, it's awesome.

@avclub-a2232b5b6b17429cdff8ddc2f14ea8c9:disqus I can answer this: Nothing. But take heart, because beer is easy to learn. Soon you will realize the only use for Bud Light Lime is to rinse out glasses that once contained real beer.

Should we see if your wife wants to come?

Jeff Garlin Womps Up The Jams.

Ocean's 12, where they put two thirds of the cast in jail for half of the movie because they can't write that many antics.

The Informant is fantastic, but when you're adapting a (reportedly) good book with a good actor you have a leg up. Having not read the book myself, it always took me a while to figure out if Damon was actually lying, which made the experience all the better.

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus I assume he's an understudy for a Wayans somewhere.

Also, I just realized you called a movie that has Gene Hackman and Keanu Reeves "The Replacements with Orlando Jones".

My future in-laws own one DVD: Witless Protection. They like the biting satire of liberals. I guess you take what you can get on that front.

Alert: My initial reading of this sentence was "Ron Paul" and it still made perfect sense.

I sure hope Tompkins does it was Werner Herzog.

"Rejected by progressive owners" = "Outbid"

Stop being such a pissant.

You mean….pinteresting?

Nothing bad ever happens to a Kennedy!