Or Girls Gone Wild. Life ebbs and flows like a naked, undulating breast on spring break…

The litigation regarding the other four ways has yet to resolve.

The litigation regarding the other four ways has yet to resolve.

Oh, I agree, I was just expressing my cynicism about how the Academy Awards are all about Hollywood politics, and snubbing Marty's masterwork for a musical could be seen as a gaffe to be corrected by the kneejerk presentation of the award to his next feature. My point is further invalidated, however, because The…

Oh, I agree, I was just expressing my cynicism about how the Academy Awards are all about Hollywood politics, and snubbing Marty's masterwork for a musical could be seen as a gaffe to be corrected by the kneejerk presentation of the award to his next feature. My point is further invalidated, however, because The…

The Oscar for The Departed was an apology for Chicago beating out Gangs of New York.

The Oscar for The Departed was an apology for Chicago beating out Gangs of New York.

Girl on Guy is awesome. My favorites have been Jay Chandrasekhar and, believe it or not, Wayne Brady.

Girl on Guy is awesome. My favorites have been Jay Chandrasekhar and, believe it or not, Wayne Brady.

WHAT WAS THAT BRO??!

WHAT WAS THAT BRO??!

My cousin taught his kid to love the Beatles. Once, as the kid was singing along to "Here Comes the Sun", he whispered to me, "Fuck the Wiggles."

My cousin taught his kid to love the Beatles. Once, as the kid was singing along to "Here Comes the Sun", he whispered to me, "Fuck the Wiggles."

Or, after discovering said table of contents, learning that 70% of the pages are not numbered.

Or, after discovering said table of contents, learning that 70% of the pages are not numbered.

It was, uh, a moral victory.

It was, uh, a moral victory.

I didn't realize Esquire was Cosmo for men until their EIC all up and admitted it in one of his opening screeds. Then, when I further realized I could get wierd drink recipes and predictable liberal-slanting current events journalism from the internet, for free, I dropped my sub. It also bothered me that the "Man At…

I didn't realize Esquire was Cosmo for men until their EIC all up and admitted it in one of his opening screeds. Then, when I further realized I could get wierd drink recipes and predictable liberal-slanting current events journalism from the internet, for free, I dropped my sub. It also bothered me that the "Man At…

He's someone you think is brilliant when you're 15 because he uses big words, but when you grow up you realize he's not really saying anything. Chasing Amy is only a good movie if you've never actually had a real, adult, romantic relationship before.