He's someone you think is brilliant when you're 15 because he uses big words, but when you grow up you realize he's not really saying anything. Chasing Amy is only a good movie if you've never actually had a real, adult, romantic relationship before.

At least I have jerkin'.

At least I have jerkin'.

Starring Tosh, unsurprisingly.

Starring Tosh, unsurprisingly.

When I couldn't sleep on Chistmas Eve, I would read Calvin & Hobbes books end to end. I did this through college.

When I couldn't sleep on Chistmas Eve, I would read Calvin & Hobbes books end to end. I did this through college.

I pulled the last C&H out of the paper 17 years ago and got it framed because I knew how special it was. I was 11.

I pulled the last C&H out of the paper 17 years ago and got it framed because I knew how special it was. I was 11.

The guy has been putting words in the mouths of the same clip art Dino's every day for YEARS and they are pretty consistently funny. Obviously, I'm a big fan.

The guy has been putting words in the mouths of the same clip art Dino's every day for YEARS and they are pretty consistently funny. Obviously, I'm a big fan.

I was going to comment that the Decemberists do this pretty much constantly, in sound if not outright in theme.

I was going to comment that the Decemberists do this pretty much constantly, in sound if not outright in theme.

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Dundadaladun da dundun dundadaladun dun dun dun DA DAAAAA da da daaa

Because "by and large interested in finding and maintaining multiple emotional/romantic relationships at once" sounds like something you're into, not something you're hard wired to be. Because people who just can't be tied down aren't actively persecuted by half of the people in America just for existing (as long as…

Because "by and large interested in finding and maintaining multiple emotional/romantic relationships at once" sounds like something you're into, not something you're hard wired to be. Because people who just can't be tied down aren't actively persecuted by half of the people in America just for existing (as long as…

Remember when BBC America decided to dump BBC world news, but doubled the Top Gear? Not that I'm complaining, I freaking love Top Gear.

Remember when BBC America decided to dump BBC world news, but doubled the Top Gear? Not that I'm complaining, I freaking love Top Gear.

To be blunt, cynical, and ignorant about it, it sounds to me like people want their uncontrolled sluttiness to be validated. Not that uncontrolled sluttiness is a bad thing, but to call it an orientation like homosexuality undermines the effort for legitimacy that so many are working for now.