Yeah but even bros and rednecks know there's a Bud Light and a Coors Light and sometimes they even have a preference. And heavy smokers definitely do brand loyalty.

Thanks for specifying the trademarks. General Mills is off your back…for now.

Thanks for specifying the trademarks. General Mills is off your back…for now.

Baldwin in The Royal Tenenbaums.

Baldwin in The Royal Tenenbaums.

I believe Sean Penn refuses to do anything that doesn't stand to get him an Oscar. That is why I don't like Sean Penn.

I believe Sean Penn refuses to do anything that doesn't stand to get him an Oscar. That is why I don't like Sean Penn.

I am the GREATEST adventure you are EVAH gonna have!

I am the GREATEST adventure you are EVAH gonna have!

David Tennant's last episode of Doctor Who does that. The Doctor - breaking one of his many rules - threatens someone with a gun. Unfortunately the drama potential of the scene is undone because the gun keeps making a cocking noise every time he swings it between targets, despite no mechanism on the gun being…

David Tennant's last episode of Doctor Who does that. The Doctor - breaking one of his many rules - threatens someone with a gun. Unfortunately the drama potential of the scene is undone because the gun keeps making a cocking noise every time he swings it between targets, despite no mechanism on the gun being…

When characters who are driving cars spend 90% of the scene looking at the passenger and 10% looking at the road.

When characters who are driving cars spend 90% of the scene looking at the passenger and 10% looking at the road.

Ah, Suncoast, the only place I could buy from Ticketmaster in the late 90's. And one of the few video stores in my area that had an adult section. Luckily the Internet filled both of those voids.

Ah, Suncoast, the only place I could buy from Ticketmaster in the late 90's. And one of the few video stores in my area that had an adult section. Luckily the Internet filled both of those voids.

I don't know who you are or what you're doing, but you at least get +1 for consistency from me.

I don't know who you are or what you're doing, but you at least get +1 for consistency from me.

Mr. Tusks, Esq. approves this joke.

Mr. Tusks, Esq. approves this joke.

It was a tentpole! A TENTPOLE!