I'm sorry
but this game just looks ball-bustingly stupid. I'm usually with you AV Club nerds, but you all have hard-ons for simple pick-up-and-play games because they're easy to review and don't take a serious time commitment to fully appreciate.

Sorry, that was super bitchy.

No, Teadoust, there is good and bad. The pop-culture literate know the difference…and I remember you saying earlier that you don't even listen to the lyrics.

Yeah, I really hate this guy. You can't get a date not because of John Cusack, but because you're a prissy, pretentious whiner who only grew a beard because he looks like a lesbian without it.

DUNK! The fact that you are a half-eaten wall nut from Plants v. Zombies makes me very happy.

RPGS are for the unemployed
because their reward and the fun is in the time investment. While this game looks cool, I don't seriously believe A Goddess of Time function will steal business away from other RPGs. Maybe from Halo.

I thought it was removed from the list because it was shit. I was disappointed.

Sorry, your reasons for liking it were the reasons why I like WoW. Re: the chase feature (while I hate runners) isn't appealing to me as I'd rather do it manually so it isn't TOO easy. I'll admit that I haven't played it, but WoW has too tight a grip on me.

I'm sure if you play Aion for four years, it will feel like EZ mode too. Just because I have 10 toons on WoW doesn't mean my first trip through Elwynn Forest wasn't beautiful and intricate.

I've figured it out!

I guess I'm indoctrinated. I can go through an episode and not laugh once, and not even notice. I just like hanging out with these people, and I keep coming back.

Cohen's original sounds like kiddie gospel compared to Buckley's. I heard Buckley's first and thought he wrote it, and when I finally heard of and listened to Cohen's I still considered the song to truly belong to Buckley.

Has the AV Club abandoned the grading system? Do I have to actually read the reviews now? COMMUNISM

I think the way NPH and Jason Segel delivered the references kept it from being the "guess the reference and congratulate yourself with a laugh" game that Family Guy is now. I don't know, this episode had high entertainment value for me, despite being a plot throwaway.

It was an A in my book.

I enjoyed seeing Jim have a fire lit under his ass again, he was sitting so pretty for a season and a half - engaged to Pam, professionally content - that I was starting to get bored with him despite the zingers.

Yes, but that balancing shouldn't come in an unrealistic limitation of the player's movement. If we make everything (including bad guys) more powerful and mobile, it makes things more exciting. I don't know how this game works, but my main gripe with the RE series is the "up is forward and use left and right to steer"…

"Yes . . . Hornberger . . ."

Maybe he realized he doesn't have any other characters, so he should get his last dime out of being George Michael by actually being George Michael.

Maybe he realized he doesn't have any other characters, so he should get his last dime out of being George Michael by actually being George Michael.