*Farts*

Come on, Lindsay, share the milk of human kindness!

_The Unit_ theme song from the first three seasons of the show was this simple yet awesome call-and-response military chant. Probably the best opening song of any TV show I've seen. Their decision to change up the song in later seasons was a really bad move, in my opinion.

Well done, O'Neal. I just spewed Mountain Dew all over my screen from that image.

3.2 miles. That's a long way, even for a man of science.

Yes, but whose assfat did he steal to inject into those lips?

Ah yes, the Gentle Discipliner—a far nobler comic hero.

Excuse me, I'll be in the closet, waiting for Patricia Clarkson to show up.

Abu comin'!

Can they be transmitted aurally? That's my biggest concern.

Bitch Suck First?

Who?

Phrasing!

That's no vagina.

You are not Reaganing, sir.

Actually, the Clitorides is the proper name for a series of autumnal meteor showers, which are most active in late October to early November.
I'm pretty sure I heard that on NPR's "Stardate."

I have never seen this show and "If you’ve been good, maybe the Doctor will slide the TARDIS down your chimney" sounds uncommonly dirty.

I'll be honest, this game looks like a blast. Sometimes a guy just needs to saw through a few orks at the end of the day to remind himself that life's worth living, especially if it allows you to mercilessly slaughter greenskins.

Species 8472 will kick their collective asses.

As childish as shamefully "unliking" something and then posting about it?