Guys, Han shot first. End of story.

"Hey girl, don't muffle my love."

You could try to smoke nice rock, but we all know that won't help. Life's a bitch, and then you die.

YOU NEVER TO GET TO PUT THE 'HA' IN HACK!!!

And he asks if we've got dead ears? That's bloody awful.

Consensus denied! Return through The Scary Door for completion of sentence!

So there's more than one use for a Kleenex?

Oh indeed!

Mr. P.I Staker!

I'm sorry, but there's nothing more beautiful than a hundred Frankish paladins entering the field of battle.

Well…
The only thing I know about Russians is what Fred Thompson told me: "Russians don't take a dump without a plan." I'll assume that this fine program reinforces the above statement.

I'll allow it.

There is only one
Wesley Snipes!

They call it…
Big Red One.

Whoa, Robuttnik, that's deep man…

Dude must have been created in a lab. There is no other excuse for being that handsome.

All Hail Sean Bean
He has moved beyond mortal injury…

SAY "WHAT" AGAIN!

I also need you to go buy sand. I don't know if they grade it…but…course.

7 extra men at the beginning of every go!