Buried treasure?

Play softball much?
AVC- "Could you all feel that chemistry clicking right off?"

Co-ed intramural frolf league?

Caruso- What shade of blue is Hercerulean? It sounds super manly.

Boatfull of hungry Cubans?

I tried to start my own breeder show once
but nobody would pick it up.

The Aristocrats?

Poe-Lovecraft Connection
I had always heard that Lovecraft was a big fan of Poe (no big surprise), but I didn't realize how much he impacted Lovecraft's work until I read a ton of Poe this semester for an American Romanticism class. Check out Poe's "City in the Sea" and "The Dream-lands" and tell me Lovecraft didn't…

Bless you, Thants. Blthants.

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie…

Yeah, the rule seems a bit arbitrary, because when you include a citation of a source the period goes outside the quote and after the citation.

Took a sip of the potion
Now I gotta go try to hit the three-wheel motion. Excuse me.

no biggie I won't pig out.

Yep, I'm gonna be that guy…
The period in "Henry shows up at his daughter's door with a new, completely delusional attitude and an unfortunate willingness to recreate himself in the image of a Jersey Shore cast member as part of a poorly thought out "Gentleman's Intermission"." should go inside the quote. Come on,…

May that stick of Double-Mint gum in your pocket be replaced with it's more explody cousin.

Prison: Blade Reboot?
So I keep on thinking about the opening scene to _Blade_, and if Snipes goes to jail, I'd like to think there would be a real life re-enactment of that opening scene.
Just imagine, some helpless white kid goes into the showers on his first day in the slammer. Everyone seems to be ignoring him,…

Sweet!
Another thing I will not be attending!

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Mr. Kanye's twitter.

Bucky, do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you until you understand who's in command!

You just murdered yourself, I hope I'm carrying the bullet.