You know
Cage should just go buy a 12 gauge and declare war on crime, _Hobo with a Shotgun_ style. I mean, that seems like the only way for him to redeem himself from decades of awful movies. At least I'd have a little respect for him if he did that. And while were at it, Kevin Costner should join him. They'd make a…

Garbage Gonzos?

"Nymph, in thy orisons / Be all my sins remember'd!"

The first rule of Hobbit-ball: Don't talk about Hobbit-ball.

Isn't that the one where you lop off goblin heads while riding a donkey and then try to knock their heads in a hole with your cudgel?

May you develop a serious case of cancerAIDS after a less than discrete affair with an unattractive woman.

Guys
He's not skipping court on purpose; those aliens just keep abductin' him.

lol when you someone eat it?

I actually remember being nervous as the landing craft made it's way to the beach. I can still remember a majority of the conversation that occurred on that little boat.

Man…
I played the hell out of MOA: Allied Assault and Spearhead. I can't count how many hours I dedicated in high school to playing that game online. Between MOA multiplayer and Dungeon Siege online, I probably spent a full year online playing those games.

And they make great meat-shields.

Yes. *hands 'Hmm…' a chestburster*

He played alongside Brian Cox and Katherine Heigl in The Ringer—a mildly entertaining comedy.

If Susan Boyle sang to me, I would jump.

Is Slattery doing it? Cause I pretty much base my life around whatever he does. Starting by hitting on your wife while your away.

Have you seen…
the new Lincoln commercials with John Slattery? Makes me want to buy a car I'm not remotely interested in.

How about Kyra Sedgwick as a sassy marine colonel ?

Haha…very good, Jorge.

Done.

Where is
Nicole Krauss? this is too good to pass up…