Chingachgook > Hawkeye

Chingachgook > Hawkeye

There was a "story" in these movies?

There was a "story" in these movies?

You called it, @avclub-c32c385098594487a303db83e33f2ea1:disqus .  After reading that part of the book, I realized there was one single institution in Galt's lil Colorado Utopia that could bring the whole thing down: the bank.  There was only one bank, and one guy who ran it.  Everybody did their business through him,…

It's also the one where she stares at her nude body in a full length mirror trying how to cover up the bruises, you know, to protect the man who gave them to her.

TETSUOOOOOOOOO!

I tried to build a vagina shaped boat once. It wasn't very fast.

Wow… Tarkovskys former AD really needs to get laid. Or at least have an appendage suckled.

Gary Seven vould haf had an enormous schwanzstucker.

Wow…
Who knew the population of Abu Dhabi was 90% white rich assholes?

"The Capoeira Kid"
It'd look all bad ass and stuff, until you realize no one is actually being hit and you've been tricked into watching a dance movie.

I still say her worst crime is naming her baby with Down's Syndrome "Trig".

No, I say leave Dick alone. Most attempts to do Dick end up in the shitter; sometimes, with the right people, like Tom Cruise, it's fun, but it's still in the shitter.

I'm going to throw this out there: Read the fourth book! It's practically self-parody. They get married and the sex that night is so rough that she passes out… and he keeps fucking her. The next morning he shows her a ripped up pillow (that he was biting) and he tells her that it could've been her instead of the…

I'd like to see the Bachelor finale…
when they reveal to the stupid bitches how much a pilot makes.

I'd like to see the Bachelor finale…
when they reveal to the stupid bitches how much a pilot makes.

That guy riding the bull…
was wearing a helmet and padded vest?

All these kids in this uber-christy family with "J" names and not a single "Jesus"?!?

Ah, The Secret Life of the American Teenager…
The show that knows no euphemisms or synonyms. Everybody on the show "has sex". Nobody does it, fools around, screws, blows, bangs, shags, or fucks. Nope. They just "have sex".
At least Molly Ringwald is getting some work, ala Lisa Kudrow in "The Comeback".