Just got my annual checkup back, I'm clean for everything.  Even chlamidia. All the girls in the city are on birth control and if they are upper-middle class and up they're not carrying shit as far as STDs go.  Not meant to be classist, just look at the statistics.

Just got my annual checkup back, I'm clean for everything.  Even chlamidia. All the girls in the city are on birth control and if they are upper-middle class and up they're not carrying shit as far as STDs go.  Not meant to be classist, just look at the statistics.

@avclub-e576423831e043f7928d9ac113abbe6f:disqus 
Not even a hopper, I just straight up sneak into every movie I go to.  Only an idiot pays for movies this day in age.

@avclub-e576423831e043f7928d9ac113abbe6f:disqus 
Not even a hopper, I just straight up sneak into every movie I go to.  Only an idiot pays for movies this day in age.

@avclub-0de5d1a081a3095d62b416e44e055e7a:disqus 
Couple items:
-Ass is not fat, it's water tight. 
-Wont be pasty for long, tanning off the cape nude on a boat for the 4th of July.  
-Larry Clark?  
-I'm pretty flexible but never blew myself.  I haven't even had to jerk off since I was 14.

@avclub-0de5d1a081a3095d62b416e44e055e7a:disqus 
Couple items:
-Ass is not fat, it's water tight. 
-Wont be pasty for long, tanning off the cape nude on a boat for the 4th of July.  
-Larry Clark?  
-I'm pretty flexible but never blew myself.  I haven't even had to jerk off since I was 14.

I had to Google who that is.  He's got that pathetic "I'm fat but I'm STRONG" look that my comp-sci prof had.  No one gives a shit if you lift weights and then go eat a dozen donuts.

I had to Google who that is.  He's got that pathetic "I'm fat but I'm STRONG" look that my comp-sci prof had.  No one gives a shit if you lift weights and then go eat a dozen donuts.

You don't have it?  Sucks to be you, brah.

You don't have it?  Sucks to be you, brah.

At least in this film the slacker has Wahlberg's chiseled looks and build…it was a fucking travesty when they suggested that dough boy Jason Segal might handed Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

At least in this film the slacker has Wahlberg's chiseled looks and build…it was a fucking travesty when they suggested that dough boy Jason Segal might handed Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

@avclub-9da7cd75ea0d9f80f9348fd3023a83a8:disqus While the comments here have declined like crazy in last 20 months, it's nothing compared to the wasteland which the Gawker comments have become. Just imagine if they had gone with Phipps original plan to let people "downvote" posts here.  You bet your ass he's still…

@avclub-9da7cd75ea0d9f80f9348fd3023a83a8:disqus While the comments here have declined like crazy in last 20 months, it's nothing compared to the wasteland which the Gawker comments have become. Just imagine if they had gone with Phipps original plan to let people "downvote" posts here.  You bet your ass he's still…

Are you really a chick? PM me.

Are you really a chick? PM me.

I didn't see any tail watching 300.  I popped my head into that showing, saw the audience was all mouth breathing, fat D&D dorks, saw that the movie was retarted, shook my head and walked out.  
The last time I was in a theater where the girls were openly turned on by the movie (not a gosling preview) was The Town…

I didn't see any tail watching 300.  I popped my head into that showing, saw the audience was all mouth breathing, fat D&D dorks, saw that the movie was retarted, shook my head and walked out.  
The last time I was in a theater where the girls were openly turned on by the movie (not a gosling preview) was The Town…

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus 
It's not guys, just hammered girls at the club/bars in Alphabet City. 
Most sober girls will just stop at openly flirting rather than an overt BJ offer.  But I'd say once a month I get offers for sex or oral standing in line for Subway on my lunch break (usually a girl…

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus 
It's not guys, just hammered girls at the club/bars in Alphabet City. 
Most sober girls will just stop at openly flirting rather than an overt BJ offer.  But I'd say once a month I get offers for sex or oral standing in line for Subway on my lunch break (usually a girl…