It's pretty well established Salinger drank his own urine.

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Just downvote him.

He basically looks as old as Donald Trump or any other 70 year old with a wig.

This is snark free, but I was actually really jarred when I saw how old he looks in these ads.  Wrinkled forehead, hoarse old man sounding voice.  It's like he aged a few decades since Step Brothers.  I just got really, really depressed.

She's plus-sized.  This is a fact.  She says she's a size 8….which is just so obviously a lie it's not even fucking funny.

"Party in the USA" was four fucking years ago.  I didn't even know there was another album until I just checked out her discog on Spotify.  Kudos.

@avclub-b9a8f4af85454f7c56c06f0a39e7ec23:disqus Bush served in the national guard.

This article just makes me depressed Nelly Furtado gained so much frickin' weight.  Incase you were wondering why she hasn't had a hit in a million years……

Am I the only who noticed how frickin old she looks now?  Eee gadz.

Part 1 was 12 episodes, Part 2 was 9.  Way more substantial than two 7 episode bullshit seasons.

You're probably just a doughy neckbeard who is jealous of his insanely good looks and shredded torso.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus  That was Sir Ossis or whatever.  He is long, long gone.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus That's kind of surprising.

Since the comment system went over to a like-based circle jerk, the old users who actually had nuance and subtlety at their disposal left in disgust in the first few months.  In fact, even the writers themselves have all ditched this place.  O'Neal is still here, so that's why I still bother checking in now and then.

Since you've only been here 10 seconds I'm not surprised you're having all kinds of firsts.  I'm a very well respected commenter here who got boxed out when they changed the comment system to a vanilla wasteland.

You've only been a registered user here for 3 months.  I only click URLs from users who have been here from 2011 or earlier.