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MikeMartz1999
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People beg to blow me.  That's the difference.  

People beg to blow me.  That's the difference.  

I have been asked if i am a male stripper all the time.  When I say no, people usually ask if I'd consider doing it for the right price.

I have been asked if i am a male stripper all the time.  When I say no, people usually ask if I'd consider doing it for the right price.

I'm 32, in shape, get laid, employed.  I graduated high school in 97 and didn't even have a fucking email.  Not a millenial, not even close.

Tony's observation of AJ chatting online in his underwear was one of the greatest critiques of this generation of weak armed beta-males.  Millenials are a disgrace and I only have to watch this scene to remind me why I effing hate them.

Tony's observation of AJ chatting online in his underwear was one of the greatest critiques of this generation of weak armed beta-males.  Millenials are a disgrace and I only have to watch this scene to remind me why I effing hate them.

David Chase's cameos on The Sopranos were insufferable.  The guy really thinks he's Alfred Hitchcock.

David Chase's cameos on The Sopranos were insufferable.  The guy really thinks he's Alfred Hitchcock.

@avclub-10e60fa84b4c7c8d1f0c166bd731058a:disqus Believe me, I know how things work.  I wasn't boffing a stomach I was imagining a stomach and how fit it was while I boffed some coed.

@avclub-10e60fa84b4c7c8d1f0c166bd731058a:disqus Believe me, I know how things work.  I wasn't boffing a stomach I was imagining a stomach and how fit it was while I boffed some coed.

early 2000s nostalgia.  All I can think is how Britney Spears had a perfect physique and I would just think of her stomach when I was thrusting into whatever coed I was boffing.

early 2000s nostalgia.  All I can think is how Britney Spears had a perfect physique and I would just think of her stomach when I was thrusting into whatever coed I was boffing.

Doesn't Chris sell all his wine for 300 bucks?  What an idiot.

Doesn't Chris sell all his wine for 300 bucks?  What an idiot.

That entire scene was a commentary on how sick the audience of the show was.  Giggling babies, black kids watching in fascination, the oh shit guy waddling with excitement.  Brilliant take down of all the whiners and malcontents.

That entire scene was a commentary on how sick the audience of the show was.  Giggling babies, black kids watching in fascination, the oh shit guy waddling with excitement.  Brilliant take down of all the whiners and malcontents.

I have seen the trailer for Seeking a Friend for the End of the World countless times.  I hate it.