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MikeMartz1999
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My friend dated a girl who went on her birthright and then dumped him upon return because she "couldn't date a gentile after an experience like that."

Is it true they try to convert you into becoming a militant Zionist on those birthright trips?  Half my friends came back talking about how they wants to take up arms against the Palestinians to preserve the '67 borders.

Bruno was a lot fucking funnier.  The reason being that people felt they could be openly hostile towards a gay Austrian.

WRONG, War is Coming is the tagline for season 2, idiot.

I'll finally be able to stop playing Skyrim on my 72-inch TV.

Just mere days away from the return of Game of Thrones….best drama ever.  WAR IS COMING, BITCH.

Fucking funny how that Will Ferrell/Vince Vaughn school got completely wiped out after just five short years.  Rogen/Hill fucking knocked them right on their ass.

I laughed more at the video of that idiot breaking his back than at any Workaholics episode.

They need to pass the baton to a younger generation of comic actors.  What's the crew from Drillbit Taylor up to these days?  Does anyone even remember what Drillbit Taylor is?

@avclub-92a972196ae14b06997dc73a44c6cddd:disqus That's the consensus.

More egregious is Springsteen's Workin' on a Dream, widely considered to be the worst album he ever released.

I just sprayed coffee all over my wall length HD monitor when I realized that you are actually serious.  I'm sending you the bill for the cleaning solution my assistant is heading out buy.

Hornby's sell-by date as a novelist is sometime around 1994 or 1995.

In 01-02 Rolling Stone went from not having given a five star review in a decade to giving out FOUR of them: Bob Dylan's Love and Theft, This jagger album thing, Bruce Springsteen's The Risin', and Beck's Sea Change.  When I opened up the magazine in fall of 02 and saw that five star review for fucking BECK I shredded

Yes, but he's trying to sell a "non fiction" book based around the fantasy that people survive their body death, which is impossible.  He's exploiting weak people who fear their own demise.

The saddest thing about Aykroyd is that he actually believes in paranormal shit like ghosts.  He did a book two years ago with his father (who is somehow still alive despite DA being 75 or so himself)about famous hauntings in the USA.  Some of the Atheist forums I frequent wrote some hilarious takedowns of him and his

Worth viewing to remember a time when Cameron Diaz wasn't Hag Central Station.

I never even had to have a retainer.  My teeth have always been so fucking straight.  i don't get why some people don't have perfect teeth.

@avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus Free tip: don't let girls give you hickeys. They are making you their bitch when they do that.

I don't do it anymore.  I try to make it a sort of game for myself to see if I can boff a girl without even kissing her.  Kissing is submissive by nature.