When you've actually had one you can weigh in on this issue.

TVDW is the king of the wall of text.  I hope they pay him by the word. Just kidding Todd I wuv you.

One of our friends older brothers was getting us to play it and at the tender age of 11 nobody could distinguish him from cool older kid to the irredeemable nerd that he was (and probably is, too fucking lazy to scope his facebook right now).

BTW, in 1988 a kid at UNC dispatched his friends to kill his parents as part of a D&D quests.  The morons actually did it.  D&D has never recovered from the scandal.

The first time I played D&D was at a slumber party in fifth grade.  I got my first tongue kiss that night from the hottest girl in my class.

Actually, almost everyone I know who didn't work out and treat their skin properly in their early 20s started to show serious signs of aging by 25.  Some of them looked like they were in their 40s for god's sakes.  Their teeth were yellowing, crows feet, dark circles, love handles.  Disgusting.

The last shot of the movie is their car driving past the GW Bridge, which is what they would have taken to escape west.  Zero ambiguity.

See Clear and Present Danger (1994) for the answer.

Do you agree with the Bush Doctrine?

That song was five years ago.

@avclub-4ffabf87500b89362ca0abc12daf720b:disqus Owning buildings isn't a full-time vocation, genius.  Just a good investment.  What's your money tied up  in?  WarHammer figurines?

@avclub-e576423831e043f7928d9ac113abbe6f:disqus Didn't happen to me, happened to one of my tenants.  White girl, recent college grad.  Her parents bitched out my management company like there was something we were supposed to do about it.

@avclub-b0f269bbf285123d33365ec575f24d63:disqus I only usually go for girls between 21-25.

@avclub-62ae6d9e1a24836a391716549223464f:disqus I'm 32.

@avclub-50cdf52b4612bd5b419e775ddfc08314:disqus Bedstuy isn't shitty?  If you like getting mugged and dragged down the street by your hair it's the bee's fucking knees.

@avclub-d783823cc6284b929c2cd8df2167d212:disqus You answer first.

He should broadcast his show shirtless and get it over with.

She insists on living in the shitty part of Brooklyn I own buildings in.  Probably doesn't want to be around any other girls who are as remotely attractive as she is, which is why she doesn't buy in Williamsburg or Soho.

@avclub-b0dae075785888267fc19871f3e7dab7:disqus Couple of things: she probably doesn't look as good/young in person as she does in these TV appearances or photoshoots.  Airbrushing and favorable camera angles (Madonna famously insisted that she only be filmed from across the stadium as to appear younger) are insanely…

I kind of want to bang her since she insists on dating/sleeping with gross looking guys.  It'd be kind of a conquest to get her to sleep with someone as conventionally attractive as me.