@avclub-b0dae075785888267fc19871f3e7dab7:disqus It's the David Barton gym.  Check Gawker for details.

I have a life that's second to none.

36 places her squarely in the MILF category in porn.  Another ten years and she will be "mature."

How  you choose to measure your existence is your business.  But MIA is not getting any younger, that's for fucking certain.

She is not aging well.  I didn't even recognize her at the superbowl.

For some reason I find her attractive.  Then I remember that she is thirty. six. years. old.

You should have your summer job LOCKED IN by February by the latest.  Never really got people who failed to plan for their own lives.

Didn't stop him from playing a 22 year old Hunter S Thompson last year.  

Skinny Jonah Hill has got to go.  Fatties with the lapband surgery are even worse than regular fatties.

@avclub-130f14e3e5c0263f013b56d8c212f26a:disqus I'm just amazed people still watch TDS like it matters.  You could make a strong argument that it's gone downhill more than The Simpsons.

Rampart.

@avclub-955d864a62659945cc9434898e275deb:disqus That guy was probably one the AV Club's many 12 year old posters who can't even remember the 2004 election.

@facebook-1212672676:disqus Best takedown in AV Club history.  Seriously FUCK these anti-Ebert hipsters.

I agree with @avclub-955d864a62659945cc9434898e275deb:disqus .  Jon Stewart is insufferable.  There was a great piece in Esquire last year dissecting what a fucking blowhard he's become.  Seriously, fuck that guy.

True.  The least tolerable moment of Recount came when the Bush and Gore impersonators talked to each other on the phone during the concession-retraction.  I almost threw my shoe at the tv.

Also the only gang bang that Palin approves of is if it's being led by NBA SuperStar Glenn Rice.

What a waste.  Game Change the book was a masterpiece of nonfiction writing.  To discard all the Hillary and Obama stuff for a fucking Palin gang bang is so HBO.

Ha.  Receiving a blog job from a guy isn't gay.

It was effective in getting my cock hard when it showed the female lead's perfect tits and tight ass.  Which lead to me getting a blowjob in a movie theater. Ah, memories.

The preferred trolling method on Springsteen is that he sucks NOW.  Get with the program.