@avclub-e7c26e48b7ee853cbf5e49de5d800745:disqus Christianity is the scourge of humanity.  It's a fairy tale.

*SPOILERS FOR A SHITTY MOVIE FROM TWENTY YEARS AGO*

Seriously, Why The Fuck would you make an entire parody episode of a shitty submarine movie from five years prior?

Look everyone, it's that guy that likes Star Wars Prequels!
Let's all goto his house on Sunday to watch marathons of New Simpsons.

I think this needs to be taken seriously as a murder confession and implore the AV Club staff to alert law enforcement.

This is just depressing.

It's Friday.

It's called the best revenge.  They all used to think I wasn't cool because I worked hard and got into a great college.  Now they are all deadbeats and probably wish i would hire them as a janitor.  That makes me engorged to think about how my hard work has made me better than those who once mocked me.

That song needs to be updated to include 9-11, Dubya, Obama, janet jackson's teet, that's all i can think that's happened.

People in the UK actually kept listening to them until they broke up.  For people who never go to the dentist they must hit the nitrous tank a lot to tolerate that shit (you can use that line).

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My favorite Ashlee Simpson moment.  80,000 beer swilling Florida morons are treated to her as a halftime show at the Orange Bowl in 2005.  Booing ensues.  Career OVER.

Who listens to that shit?  All the stoners in my school were into them in both high school and college.  Just all around gross people.  I get a hard on thinking about how they are all out of shape losers now.

XXX 2 was one of the rare movies where the sequel was better than the original.  I watched it high as fuck in 2005 and laughed my ass off.

Or at least grounds for fucking his girlfriend and calling him up as she climaxes so he can hear and get jealous.

@avclub-f62296b9393b6ab9229ebde91ed8469f:disqus Nothing more inspiring than seeing someone with 20 years of "sobriety" stagger around toothless and obese and gasping for breath.

@avclub-e9ff4d75e5f009d75101694ff6f1f80a:disqus right, but the track record of peer reviewed science being an effective advocate for public health is fucking atrocious.  Why sit around waiting for them to finally figure out cell phone radiation is bad when your common sense tells you jamming a device beaming free…

All you need is exercise, a diet of SuperFoods (lots of kale, lean means, NUTS), and a vitamin regimen.  AA people smoke and eat cake, which is fucking worse for you than drinking.

Peer reviewed science is bending over backwards to prove the nucleotides can't go faster than the speed of light, even though they can.

@avclub-81e42ebe6b44656990ff91adfd49b5f7:disqus when someone starts criticizing grammar, you know you've won the argument.

You're goddamned right.  My calves, thighs and ass went from buff to RIPPED in the three years I've been standing at work rather than sitting.