Neither.  Just saying you wont feel like your life is slipping through your fingers if you actually got off your ass and did something physical.

It's about turning your character into the ultimate badass.  I can chop a Jarl's head off and then take on his whole fucking team of guards.  I can feel the dopamine pouring out of my brain when I play.

@avclub-fc0917d88195961172274194b3525c14:disqus Another guilty pleasure of mine is Ivanka Trump.  Good lord.

@avclub-ef062084a1c4a3584af1d4f8e514ea50:disqus  I would fuck her arm pit for sooth.

@avclub-1eb590c1259ff05809830227e2b7e782:disqus it worked.  I am a Twitter genius.

Yeah, he was shitcanned 20 minutes ago.  I hope the Bears never win again.

I didn't even know who HDB was when I started posting here and YOU brought him to my attention Osis.  I also never did anything to feed into that rumor.  I've just been my charming self; that's all.

Eh.  She looks more like the college freshman girl who discovered the all you can eat dining hall for the first time.

Guys how do you say my name in that grey box?  I am struggling to reply to you in the proper way.  This disqus shit has major flaws.  I imagine that aggravates people more than me or "dawes"?  Is that short for Dawesome's Creek?

But you do like me, don't you?  Everyone loves the Martz.  Don't try and resist me.

Heh.  Guess I hit a nerve there. ;-)

I'll admit that my dick hardened at the site of her horny face.

I don't even know what that is.

Osis is the least funny poster on here.  And he's Republican.  Pretty consistent with the conservatives and women can't be funny rule.

People who play acoustic guitar should be punched in the dick.   You're not gonna make it big in the folk rock circuit.

I like her too.  She looks hot in photoshopped pix too.   Too bad all the candid bikini pictures show her to have a very poor body.  Until she firms up Lady Gaga and Katy Perry will hold the pop star crown for me since they make really catchy good music and also look like they could be pornstars.

Nope.  I graduated high school in 97.  I'm guessing that was about the time you failed to get any ass at your 20th reunion.

On a serious note, though I doubt people here will be able to relate, but how fucking annoying is it going to the gym this week?  I came in yesterday and the place was MOBBED with flabby, pasty looking people who had no clue how to use ANY of the machines.  I saw a guy trying to do dumbbell flies.  The only thing he…

If by office you mean Keith Phipps' Aunt's basement.  Then  yes.  And they are all in there.  Living on cots.

I would let her blow me.  That's about it at this point.