Well, I'm opening a craft brewery but obviously that's ideally the endgame for it.

Progress at work this past week has been awesome, so I can't really complain but it is freaking exhausting. My partner and I have been putting in 12-14 hour days as we get close to start up. Neeeeed some sleep. . .

He's no Wawaluigi, that's for sure: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

To anyone who thinks a FOC critiquing thirty individual characters from the eighth installment of a Mario game sounds a tad extraneous, I urge you to put your doubts on hold and read every single word of the masterpiece above. Teti, I don't know how you feel about having an extended Mario Kart analysis being your…

Why even contemplate watching this when we live in a world where we could just watch old episodes of Dr. Katz on youtube instead?

At last, I'm the one who gets to say: Heeeey. . . that's not the Wallet Inspector!

Also (and though I'm risking the dreaded Rear Admiral from even the notoriously nerdy AV Club for going so in-depth), I thought the Tales of the Jedi graphic novel series was fantastic (and well-plotted by Kevin J. Anderson, even though I didn't care for him as a novelist); the sprawling, sordid arcs of Ulic and Cay…

Obligatory "Zahn novels are better than any of the actual prequels!" post!

*Luigi Death Stares Mohmd as he spins out and bursts into flames*

This is not mine, but the alt-weekly here runs an interview with some local mover-and-shaker and one prompt they give each week is "My brush with fame?" This week's subject answered, "This one time Mark Cuban retweeted a tweet by a friend and me," which struck me as an almost painfully lame claim to fame. 'A friend…

I lived in Waldo, and highly recommend both Waldo Pizza and the neighborhood itself - it's nice to have an actual house but be walking distance to at least a dozen interesting bars and restaurants.

Papa Keno's and d'Bronx both do serviceable NY style pizza in KC, but if I have one pizza recommendation for somebody coming to KC, it's going to be Waldo Pizza (maaaaybe Minsky's if they just want delivery).

I'm irrationally jubilant about putting in a call to my cable/internet provider to cancel service next month. I'm just hoping they ask why, so I can reply "Because GOOGLE FIBER, you shit sucking cock-eaters!!"

Me too. I usually can't stand people, whether in real life or on TV, whose schtick is to be piercingly loud and consciously irritating. I have a low tolerance for bombast.

No mention of the very last scene of the episode, where Ryan gets the corporate job, immediately dumps Kelly, and flashes the most perfect shit eating grin to the camera? Such a fantastic stinger, and IMO the greatest Ryan moment in the entire series (although to be fair, it was all downhill for the character after…

That is fun!!

I know it'll rarely tie in quite so well thematically, but I think you should have every subject do this feature drunk from now on.

There actually are quite a few now, especially in vaguely gender or rape related stories like this, as well as the fact that you don't need to have an AVC-specific username to post here. It's pretty annoying.

Ugh, enough with the clickbait articles AVClub: we get it, anything written about Breaking Bad, Louis CK, or Rosie O'Donnell is going to be like catnip to the average AV Club reader, but come on!

In terms of using Yankee (and other) trademarks: that is of course the reason you typically see generic brand BEER cans and stacks of 'Playdude' rather than their real life counterparts on most television shows, or you have the logo obscured or pointed away; typically you need the company's permission to use those…