It's not even close to being the best Ministry track, but I have such a soft spot in my heart for "Jesus Built My Hotrod."

Das EFX – Mic Checka

As far as I know, I still have this one nemesis. This person was a secondary reader for my undergraduate thesis and was just very unprofessional and needlessly ruthless. I understand that a person's job in that instance is to be really nitpicky, but this person took it to the Nth degree. This person also talked trash…

You scored off the charts on your apt-gar test as a newborn.

It's was very much a Super Hans from Peep Show moment.

This episode was a heavy disappointment. The comparison to 4th season Community is apt, I say. Apt! (Up until now, I hadn't made the connection, but now that I have, it is all I see.)

I'm pretty sure you could sub them out for oysters, provided you got a flavorful enough variety.

The closest good pizza place in LA is about a 5 hour flight to La Guardia and then about a half hour trip to Bleecker Street Pizza.

"My pops used to say it reminded him of be-bop."

What a truly great band.

Littles – Mehtab (from Raks Raks Raks)

Which one? The phenomenology one was '79. The Derrida one was '93.

I wrote this poem yesterday, ya vultures.

Mussel stew with heavy cream, scallions, onions, parsley, wine, and spices, with the twist being that you strain out the spices and onions.

I recently started reading The Experiencing Of Musical Sound: Prelude to a Phenomenology of Music by F. Joseph Smith. It's about as dry as one would expect, but it is also awesome! Other than that, I've mostly been re-reading Spectres Of Marx by Derrida.

My cat isn't dead yet!

Where's HipsterDBag when we need him?!

This is just yet another reason why we shouldn't let old people leave their homes.

Teens are stupid?

This was such a weird mixture of pathos, sweetness, and abject horror.