That stalking is perfectly acceptable behavior?
Physically assaulting a romantic rival won't land you in jail?

They know when it's 'business time'.

D'oh!

the url was not in Morbo's voice, that's for sure.

Is not wearing a seatbelt the new holding a gun sideways?

Bonneville, boomer-magnet galore.

Unfortunately with moste of those women, it's hard to tell where their thighs stop and the saddle-bags begin.

Stevie Nicks would choke out Axl Rose

The Mongols will not abide.

Every time I see a Harley I roll my eyes and think of that South Park episode.

Too many harley-riding baby boomer douche-bags in Sturgis for my tastes. Besides I ride a british bike and I get really tired of some 60 year-old coming up to me saying how they used to own one and they were such fun, blah blah blah.

Unfortunately it isn't even available from Netflix.

The one in Sophie's Choice was hot!

Poor Robin Van Persie, so close…

That kid was helping him find his lost puppy for the last 3 weeks.

No, I saw that van over by the old Johnson place.

I punched a donkey, does that count?

Michael Bay is to movies …
…what the plauge was to Europe.

Hey, if you can't make it good, make it 3-D.

I vote for rusty chains.