I would totaly fuck Lady Nightshade, though.

Your new gimmick should be being beaten unconscience with a piece of rebar wrapped in duct tape.

The British didn't gereously leave anywhere. They got their asses kicked out of everyplace they planted a flag, from Ireland to India to America. They gave up the empire after WWII because they were broke and couldn't afford to defend a far-flung empire. I suspect it was The Smiths doing, too.

If those tea-baggin' insureccionist bolshevik Glenn Beck fans don't like America, they can fuckin' leave.

I remember seeing Wolverine before it hit theaters. I wanted my time and money back.

Barron Autopilot Harkkonnen: Am I First?

Derek Jeter - Post Season Baseball

You can do that by going onto the interwebz through your browser and logging into your account.

What about Voltron?

Have you tried pulling out the cable and blowing on it?

Great Shrike, what the fuck am I supposed to call it when I mix Ripple with 7up?

Sprint needs to hop on the Netflix shit for my Evo, dammit!

There is no app to describe my disappointment in you.

C'mon, guys. Ford Fairlane was a fuckin' masterpiece

sarCCastro, Brad Pitt will be playing your part, totally, just wait for the call from his agent.

I thought they were tragedies
This is why we can't have nice things.

It's called WWE Raw

Burlesque = Fat chicks + Fredricks of Hollywood gift certificate

Shouldn't we leave hatred of the poor to Fox News and The Wall Street Journal?

Put your seatbelt on or you'll end up like Gary Busey!