That bitch turned me into a newt!

She did turn me into a newt.

Don't forget the overly convoluted chase scene, explosions and making Gretel sexy (Megan Fox?)

I wouldn't fuck him with Optimus Prime's dick and Bumblebee pushing.

*BAYSPLOSION*!!!!

The Besnard Lakes: Devestation

Sandanistan?

For $2 million, there would be a line around the block to blow them.

Where the hell do you live and can I get a bus ticket there?

I was thinking Reagan and North, but, ok whatever.

I get it. The lady on the cover is that little bitch Scout.

They're no Yo La Tengo, that's for sure.

Fuck all y'all

Your attempt at humor is most ex-sanguated.

Crunch!

24 hour dry cleaning choice of rum both spiced and regular. Truly a paradise.

I don't buy any of this. Try again. Think dark and quirky.

Clearly this movie is to show Tim's "range".

I'll punch you in the goddamned throat.

I have a 2 month old. My wife and I are leaving her with grandma and catching a matinee down the street.